‘Church Shouldn’t Be Political,’ Says Pastor With BLM, Pride Flags On Building: Babylon Bee
Posted: November 11th, 2023, 10:09 am
In this satirical look at christianity abandoning its moral biblical code in favor of following a worldly political agenda, the tongue-in-cheek Babylon Bee reports that:
"I don't think saving the lives of babies is a political matter — " one church member began to say before being excommunicated for overt-politicalness.
"Look, it's not hard! The church is not of this world, therefore it should never have any noticeable effect on the world whatsoever," answered Rev. Elymas. "Unless we're talking about supporting BLM. Or attending a pride parade. Or handing out pre-filled Democratic ballots with communion so that our local tax levy to give the poor free electric scooters will pass. Those are different, obviously."
Here's a link to the full Babylon Bee Article:
https://babylonbee.com/news/church-shou ... n-building
Note: you know you're losing the argument (in this case Christian churches going woke, supporting LGBTQ issues, and going silent on the evils of those practices), when you're the butt of jokes. Well done Babylon Bee. Keep poking fun until christians (especially Mormons) wake up from being woke. And just in case we want to justify going silent on sensitive moral issues like this in order to keep the peace in society and family I offer these words of Jesus: Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword. For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
"I don't think saving the lives of babies is a political matter — " one church member began to say before being excommunicated for overt-politicalness.
"Look, it's not hard! The church is not of this world, therefore it should never have any noticeable effect on the world whatsoever," answered Rev. Elymas. "Unless we're talking about supporting BLM. Or attending a pride parade. Or handing out pre-filled Democratic ballots with communion so that our local tax levy to give the poor free electric scooters will pass. Those are different, obviously."
Here's a link to the full Babylon Bee Article:
https://babylonbee.com/news/church-shou ... n-building
Note: you know you're losing the argument (in this case Christian churches going woke, supporting LGBTQ issues, and going silent on the evils of those practices), when you're the butt of jokes. Well done Babylon Bee. Keep poking fun until christians (especially Mormons) wake up from being woke. And just in case we want to justify going silent on sensitive moral issues like this in order to keep the peace in society and family I offer these words of Jesus: Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword. For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.