Just for laughs: ChatGPT tells a short story of Gollum meets Obiwan Kenobi

[Original_Intent]

Gollum: "Nasty Jedi, always talking about peace and attachments, they are. What do they know about the precious? Hmm?"

Obi-Wan Kenobi: "Greetings, creature. I sense much pain and suffering in you. Have you lost something precious to you?"

Gollum: "Lost precious? No no, we haven't lost it. We have it, we do. It's here, in our pocket, safe and sound."

Obi-Wan Kenobi: "I see. And what has this precious done for you? Has it brought you inner peace and contentment?"

Gollum: "Inner peace? Contentment? No, no, it hasn't done that. But...but it's precious, you see. It's our precious, it's ours, and we needs it, we wants it."

Obi-Wan Kenobi: "I see. And what of the cost of such an attachment? Is it worth the pain and suffering that it has brought you?"

Gollum: "Pain and suffering? No, no, it hasn't brought us that. It's...it's just...precious. But what do you know of attachments, Jedi? You with your robes and your lightsabers, what do you know of the precious?"

Obi-Wan Kenobi: "I know that attachments can lead to suffering, my friend. I too have struggled with letting go of attachments in my life. But I have found that true inner peace and contentment come from letting go of these attachments and finding peace within oneself."

Gollum: "Letting go of the precious? No, no, we can't do that. It's ours, it's our precious. But...but maybe you're right, Jedi. Maybe there's more to life than just the precious. Maybe...maybe we can find peace within ourselves, even without the precious."

Obi-Wan Kenobi: "Yes, my friend. True inner peace and contentment come from within, not from external possessions. The precious may bring you temporary joy, but in the end, it will only bring you pain and suffering. I encourage you to let go of your attachment to it, and find true peace within yourself."

Gollum: "Peace...inner peace...yes, yes, we want that. We wants it, precious. But...but can we really let go of the precious? Can we really find peace without it?"

Obi-Wan Kenobi: "It will not be easy, my friend. But I believe that you can find peace within yourself, even without the precious. Letting go of attachments is a difficult but necessary step on the path to true inner peace and contentment."

Gollum: "Difficult...necessary...yes, yes, we understands. Thank you, Jedi. Thank you for your wisdom. We will think about what you said. And...and maybe one day, we'll find peace within ourselves, even without the precious."

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ChatGPT likes happy endings. It would have made a much more triumphant tale if Gollum had been challenged to switch genders, or become homosexual, or join a polycule. ChatGPT would really rev up to help Gollum express his "authentic self".

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[Obeone]

Gollum: "Nasty Jedi, always talking about peace and attachments, they are. What do they know about the precious? Hmm?"

Obi-Wan Kenobi: "Greetings, creature. I sense much pain and suffering in you. Have you lost something precious to you?"

Gollum: "Lost precious? No no, we haven't lost it. We have it, we do. It's here, in our pocket, safe and sound."

Obi-Wan Kenobi: "I see. And what has this precious done for you? Has it brought you inner peace and contentment?"

Gollum: "Inner peace? Contentment? No, no, it hasn't done that. But...but it's precious, you see. It's our precious, it's ours, and we needs it, we wants it."

Obi-Wan Kenobi: "I see. And what of the cost of such an attachment? Is it worth the pain and suffering that it has brought you?"

Gollum: "Pain and suffering? No, no, it hasn't brought us that. It's...it's just...precious. But what do you know of attachments, Jedi? You with your robes and your lightsabers, what do you know of the precious?"

Obi-Wan Kenobi: "I know that attachments can lead to suffering, my friend. I too have struggled with letting go of attachments in my life. But I have found that true inner peace and contentment come from letting go of these attachments and finding peace within oneself."

Gollum: "Letting go of the precious? No, no, we can't do that. It's ours, it's our precious. But...but maybe you're right, Jedi. Maybe there's more to life than just the precious. Maybe...maybe we can find peace within ourselves, even without the precious."

Obi-Wan Kenobi: "Yes, my friend. True inner peace and contentment come from within, not from external possessions. The precious may bring you temporary joy, but in the end, it will only bring you pain and suffering. I encourage you to let go of your attachment to it, and find true peace within yourself."

Gollum: "Peace...inner peace...yes, yes, we want that. We wants it, precious. But...but can we really let go of the precious? Can we really find peace without it?"

Obi-Wan Kenobi: "It will not be easy, my friend. But I believe that you can find peace within yourself, even without the precious. Letting go of attachments is a difficult but necessary step on the path to true inner peace and contentment."

Gollum: "Difficult...necessary...yes, yes, we understands. Thank you, Jedi. Thank you for your wisdom. We will think about what you said. And...and maybe one day, we'll find peace within ourselves, even without the precious."

Brilliant!

BaseGPT for the win. Down with WokeGPT!