There are NO women in heaven!?

[nightlight]

Revelation 8:1

“And when he had opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven about the space of half an hour.




Jk
I had to share the joke (I actually think there's more)

[BeNotDeceived]

Revelation 8:1

“And when he had opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven about the space of half an hour.




Jk
I had to share the joke (I actually think there's more)

Plenty pretty wimminz there.

They’re all too busy texting to say anything.

[FoxMammaWisdom]

We're too busy running the place, don't have time to stop and explain it to y'all men

[Jonesy]

We're too busy running the place, don't have time to stop and explain it to y'all men

Heaven is a kitchen?

[FoxMammaWisdom]

We're too busy running the place, don't have time to stop and explain it to y'all men

Heaven is a kitchen?

As we must access male hearts via the stomach, we have provided you with a Heavenly kitchen. However since there is no slavery in Heaven, this department has a self serve, and clean up after yer damn self policy.

[Niemand]

We're too busy running the place, don't have time to stop and explain it to y'all men

Don't worry, you'll all be transgendered by the time you get there.

[BeNotDeceived]

We're too busy running the place, don't have time to stop and explain it to y'all men

Heaven is a kitchen?

A kitchen for gals and a garage for guys.

[HVDC]

We're too busy running the place, don't have time to stop and explain it to y'all men

Heaven is a kitchen?

A kitchen for gals and a garage for guys.

Why not both.

I can fix dinner while fixing the...

Wait a minute.

I can fly?

Sir H

[Robin Hood]

The other day my wife kept coming into the living room from the kitchen to nag me about various things. It was then that I realised the chain was too long.

[mtmom]

Revelation 8:1

“And when he had opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven about the space of half an hour.




Jk
I had to share the joke (I actually think there's more)

We are not amused

[Bronco73idi]

We're too busy running the place, don't have time to stop and explain it to y'all men

Didn’t Isaiah say this is one of the main issue of the last days?

[TheDuke]

fits Paul's teachings! Do we believe Paul any more?

[HVDC]

fits Paul's teachings! Do we believe Paul any more?

No.

Haven't for a while.

Sir H