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EAT CELEBRITY MEAT
BiteLabs grows meat from celebrity tissue samples
and uses it to make artisanal salami.

http://www.bitelabs.org/

Satire from 2014.

The way I heard it, nobody knows if this is truly satire or not...

captainfearnot wrote: ↑August 24th, 2021, 1:10 pm Satire from 2014.

According to “Kevin” from the BiteLabs team the site is partly a commentary on food culture, the ethics of meat, and “the way celebrity culture is consumed.” But the part about making celebrity meat is real.
To develop Celebrity Meat, we’re working with a group of bio-engineers and food designers, most of which have requested to remain anonymous due to the controversial nature of the product …

At the moment, I believe Jennifer Lawrence and James Franco are pretty neck and neck in terms of who has been tweeted at the most. We’ve gotten some responses from people offering us biopsies, but no one on the level of our big 4 yet. Most of the responses have been very positive, but of course some people are a bit uncomfortable with idea of BiteLabs–we think that’s only to be expected when we talk about pushing the boundaries of tech and society.

https://slate.com/technology/2014/02/bi ... mples.html

Its a thing, and its growing.

I suspect it has its deeper satanic roots in perversion of the sacramental emblems.

If it turns your stomach, well, you can deal with it - the symbolism evoked with the Sacrament is indeed something like the idea of sacred cannibalism.

There's lots of ways to keep something/someone in remembrance. The fact that we do this by eating and drinking things supposed to represent His flesh and blood, seems to me significant, as well as deliberate.

John 6
So Jesus said to them, “Truly, truly, I say to you, unless you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink his blood, you have no life in you.

I've heard tell of a close association with satan-worship and cannibalism, particularly of young children.

The perverse symbolism is there: eating the flesh and drinking the blood of that which is pure and innocent.

markharr wrote: ↑August 24th, 2021, 1:16 pm

According to “Kevin” from the BiteLabs team the site is partly a commentary on food culture, the ethics of meat, and “the way celebrity culture is consumed.” But the part about making celebrity meat is real.

Oh, well if "Kevin" says so...

captainfearnot wrote: ↑August 24th, 2021, 1:23 pm

markharr wrote: ↑August 24th, 2021, 1:16 pm

According to “Kevin” from the BiteLabs team the site is partly a commentary on food culture, the ethics of meat, and “the way celebrity culture is consumed.” But the part about making celebrity meat is real.

Oh, well if "Kevin" says so...

1)The technology exists.
2)There are people wicked enough to do it in order to "push the boundaries of tech and society"

markharr wrote: ↑August 24th, 2021, 1:27 pm 1)The technology exists.
2)There are people wicked enough to do it in order to "push the boundaries of tech and society"

Not to mention the general trend we see manifesting, of things that were previously satirical/hyperbole in days of yesteryear (even as recent as 2014 perhaps), becoming actual reality as we become riper in the apocalyptic carnival of our latter-day clown world.

The conditions you cite are exactly what leads to this kind of satire. The whole point is to comment on the current state of affairs, and question where we may be heading.

If it were any more on the nose he'd be plagiarizing Jonathan Swift.

abijah` wrote: ↑August 24th, 2021, 1:35 pm

markharr wrote: ↑August 24th, 2021, 1:27 pm 1)The technology exists.
2)There are people wicked enough to do it in order to "push the boundaries of tech and society"

Not to mention the general trend we see manifesting, of things that were previously satirical/hyperbole in days of yesteryear (even as recent as 2014 perhaps), becoming actual reality as we become riper in the apocalyptic carnival of our latter-day clown world.

There is also scriptural precedence for societies turning to cannibalism as they became fully ripe in iniquity.

8 And the husbands and fathers of those women and children they have slain; and they feed the women upon the flesh of their husbands, and the children upon the flesh of their fathers; and no water, save a little, do they give unto them.

9 And notwithstanding this great abomination of the Lamanites, it doth not exceed that of our people in Moriantum. For behold, many of the daughters of the Lamanites have they taken prisoners; and after depriving them of that which was most dear and precious above all things, which is chastity and virtue

10 And after they had done this thing, they did murder them in a most cruel manner, torturing their bodies even unto death; and after they have done this, they devour their flesh like unto wild beasts, because of the hardness of their hearts; and they do it for a token of bravery. Moroni 9

Didn’t one of Armie Hammer’s ex-girlfriends out him as a “100% cannibal”?

abijah` wrote: ↑August 24th, 2021, 1:35 pm Not to mention the general trend we see manifesting, of things that were previously satirical/hyperbole in days of yesteryear (even as recent as 2014 perhaps), becoming actual reality as we become riper in the apocalyptic carnival of our latter-day clown world.

Sure, that's definitely a thing. The 2006 movie Idiocracy turned out to be disturbingly prescient, for example. But that doesn't make it a documentary.

This seems like a natural progression of wickedness to me....just another sign that the hedge of protection of the Lord is being removed or has already been removed.....this type of behavior is certainly a hallmark of a decadent/decaying society.....anyone wonder why Bill gates wants us all to eat stem cell meat produced in a vat? Who knows what type of cells one would get in a supposed vat created steak....

Reminds me of this video I watched a month or so ago.


John C Calhoun was a researcher who did a famous study with mice that has mirrored our own decline.

For the study, he created a mouse Utopia where every need was provided for the mice. Food, water, and good shelter.

https://fee.org/articles/john-b-calhoun ... are-state/

Phase C, or the third generation was where they started seeing a lot of behavioral decline including mice that started going missing.

Later in 1971, James Robert Hammock of Portland State university replicated the study in order to delve deeper into what was occurring at phase. C

Previous research has found that if a population were allowed to exceed a comfortable density level, then many catastrophic events occurred such as increased mortality among the young, cannibalism, homosexuality, and lack of maternal functions. The most influential researcher in this area is Calhoun (1962), after whose experimental design a pilot study was fashioned to replicate his results. The results of this pilot study inspired a more detailed research project of which this thesis is an account.

https://pdxscholar.library.pdx.edu/cgi/ ... ccess_etds

See the video here.

Is meat grading mandatory?
The inspection and grading of meat and poultry are two separate programs within the United States Department of Agriculture. ... Grading for quality is voluntary, and the service is requested and paid for by meat and poultry producers/processors.

Is grading of meat and poultry required? - https://ask.usda.gov/s/article/Is-gradi ... y-required

Is Taco Bell meat horse meat?
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Taco Bell has officially joined Club Horse Meat. The fast-food chain and subsidiary of Yum Brands says it has found horse meat in some of the ground beef it sells in the United Kingdom. The British Food Standards Agency said Taco Bell's products contained more than 1% horse meat. How MUCH more than 1%?

How much actual meat must be in a meat product to be labeled meat?

The product must contain at least 35 percent cooked meat.
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So, most people know that fast food meat is not necessarily all meat. Certainly, you can not make a burger from the dollar menu for a dollar. Most assume it is soy and will turn their boys into girls, but tastes alright. How many people actually find out what the unknown 65% is? What does Bill Gates do with his petri dish meat? Does the covid shot make people taste better? They can pretty much make anything taste like anything else. Here, add some cow flavor to your Mexican meal. You didn't know the meal was a Mexican.

From Hollywood to Washington the occult and cannabalism

This is me going on a mental excursion into the heretical, the unorthodox, and primarily, the speculative.

Specifically regarding the possibility of rampant cannibalism and human sacrifice during the age of the giants, leading up the Flood.

Matthew 24
For as in those days before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day when Noah entered the ark

Now, one aspect of "eating and drinking" is celebration and merrymaking in general.

But I have voiced my suspicions in the past about this potentially having sacramental implications. And even yet more certain than this, is my suspicion that there is at least a covenantal aspect to what Jesus is referring to here. A perverse counterfeit of the Bridegroom Marriage Feast.

Marriage is the chiefmost metaphor for when a community/people-group becomes collectively covenant-bonded to a deity. A marriage.

That's what the covenant-making at Sinai between YHWH and Israel was: a marriage ceremony. And the golden calf debacle was them cheating on the honeymoon -

Exodus 32
And he received the gold from their hand and fashioned it with a graving tool and made a golden calf. And they said, “These are your gods [plural pronoun, lol?], O Israel, who brought you up out of the land of Egypt!”
When Aaron saw this, he built an altar before it. And Aaron made a proclamation and said, “Tomorrow shall be a feast to the LORD.”
And they rose up early the next day and offered burnt offerings and brought peace offerings. And the people sat down to eat and drink and rose up to play. ["play", alternately translated as "indulged in pagan sexual revelry". Happens to be a variation of Isaac's name, which same verb gets used for when he gets found out for lying about Rebekah being his sister, its this same word ^"play" here that allows Abimelech to figure out they are married.]
... When Joshua heard the noise of the people as they shouted, he said to Moses, “There is a noise of war in the camp.”
But he said, “It is not the sound of shouting for victory, or the sound of the cry of defeat, but the sound of singing that I hear.”
And as soon as he came near the camp and saw the calf and the dancing, Moses’ anger burned hot, and he threw the tablets out of his hands and broke them at the foot of the mountain.

I feel like all the elements are here They are having a false marriage-feast, upon having become covenant-bonded to false gods. They are "eating and drinking", and in a corporate sense to demonic entity, as well as in their orgiastic, unbridled revelry we see the "marriage" aspect.

Spoiler

Giants, Idolatry and Proxy-Marriage to Demons wrote: ↑February 26th, 2021, 6:30 pm
Og and his bed: Pinaccle of blasphemy

Giant king, "last of the rephaim" who's bed was used for ritual fornication

Bed was ~15ft, ancient peoples around the world all approximate spiritual beings appearing to them as being about 15ft
During festivals, the priest-king would embody (possession) the god (deity) and sleep with the temple prostitute (or visversa she would embody a goddess). How rebel angels were able to procreate, via possissive proxy. Post-flood if a child was born from said union, would be considered to have three parents, like how gilgamesh was 2/3 god 1/3 human

Festivals usually involved mask-wearing, human sacrifice, blood drinking and cannibalism

Ritual sex (hieros gamos) was for fertility of the land, consummation of union between the gods and the people. Basically an unholy sacrament.

Demons use ritual sex to hybridise with humans, producing nephilim spawn[/b]

So I submit that its not implausible that things of a similar idolatrous nature were possibly expressing themself in the form of -- amongst other things -- cannibalism. False sacraments, false marriage-feasts, and false reasons to merrymake.

I wonder how we'd react if we could see the full details of the events leading up to the flood, it almost makes me wonder if things more like Attack on Titan than we might've suspected.

And if the nephilim -- being produced through the (false) cosmic union of heaven and earth, spiritual and human parentage into something of a demi-god -- are basically perversions/counterfeits of Jesus Christ, it also perhaps speaks to the general pattern we see of Christ showing the true way, from which the counterfeits are inverting/subverting.

Maybe the nephilim were characteristic of consuming human flesh and drinking blood, perhaps even in a sacramental/covenantal context. So maybe this is just a plain inversion of Christ, who conversely freely offers His own flesh to be symbolically/ritually consumed, and who freely offers His own lifeblood to be symbolically/ritually drunk.

He being the Truth, His pattern being after the original, divine blueprint.

captainfearnot wrote: ↑August 24th, 2021, 1:54 pm Sure, that's definitely a thing. The 2006 movie Idiocracy turned out to be disturbingly prescient, for example. But that doesn't make it a documentary.

I suppose. I mean, Isaiah called it literally thousands of years ago, next-level prescience innit.

I would argue that its not just an actual thing, but rather its an increasingly-escalating phenomenon, as society continues to spiral.

Never underestimate the power of meme magic; there's probably some measure of substance to arguments by some people who regard memetics as, by nature, being inherently of the occult.

ransomme wrote: ↑August 24th, 2021, 2:20 pm From Hollywood to Washington the occult and cannabalism

The Podesta brothers sicken me, especially since after seeing that clip that went around the internet and darkweb some years ago of John Podesta torturing and abusing a child.

-"Whats my name??"
---"John!"

-"My other name!!"
---"Skippy!"

https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/146272/amp

Spoiler

(safe to watch - Podesta part comes in at 2:45)

(although his statement regarding Pizzagate being "investigated and debunked", are wrong.)

Not to mention, as you afore touched on, his taste in artwork. Goes hand-in-with this topic of cannibalism, when he'd have that portrait in his office depicting cannibalistic consumption. When guests enquired about it, he would respond "better to be the one eating than the one being eaten". Tells you a lot about a person, and their personal moral philosophy.

There is no new thing under the sun. Micah chapter 3, graphically described cannibalism that was going on.

1 And I said, Hear, I pray you, O heads of Jacob, and ye princes of the house of Israel; Is it not for you to know judgment?

2 Who hate the good, and love the evil; who pluck off their skin from off them, and their flesh from off their bones;

3 Who also eat the flesh of my people, and flay their skin from off them; and they break their bones, and chop them in pieces, as for the pot, and as flesh within the caldron.

This is Rabbi Finkelstine's disclosure on modern cannibalism.

Peeps wrote: ↑August 24th, 2021, 7:41 pm There is no new thing under the sun. Micah chapter 3, graphically described cannibalism that was going on.

1 And I said, Hear, I pray you, O heads of Jacob, and ye princes of the house of Israel; Is it not for you to know judgment?

2 Who hate the good, and love the evil; who pluck off their skin from off them, and their flesh from off their bones;

3 Who also eat the flesh of my people, and flay their skin from off them; and they break their bones, and chop them in pieces, as for the pot, and as flesh within the caldron.

This is Rabbi Finkelstine's disclosure on modern cannibalism.

I'm never eating anything from a value menu again....

Replacing beef with this will be the next mandate in order to save the planet.

K9 wrote: ↑August 24th, 2021, 7:56 pm Replacing beef with this will be the next mandate in order to save the planet.

K9 wrote: ↑August 24th, 2021, 7:56 pm Replacing beef with this will be the next mandate in order to save the planet.

It will be called Soylent Green.

captainfearnot wrote: ↑August 24th, 2021, 1:54 pm

abijah` wrote: ↑August 24th, 2021, 1:35 pm Not to mention the general trend we see manifesting, of things that were previously satirical/hyperbole in days of yesteryear (even as recent as 2014 perhaps), becoming actual reality as we become riper in the apocalyptic carnival of our latter-day clown world.

Sure, that's definitely a thing. The 2006 movie Idiocracy turned out to be disturbingly prescient, for example. But that doesn't make it a documentary.

Idk....i think some might disagree....lol....