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Scientists Warn That Within 6 Months Humanity Will Run Out Of Things To Call Racist
Posted: July 18th, 2021, 2:55 pm
by kirtland r.m.
This has gone from cottage(oh my, is cottage racist) industry to nuclear firestorm. Saul Alinsky would be very proud. Rules for radicals, including Satan.
Scientists Warn That Within 6 Months Humanity Will Run Out Of Things To Call Racist.

ATLANTA, GA—Calling brand new things racist—that no one would ever have thought could be racist—is fun, and everyone loves it. But as each new day people breathlessly inform us of the racist history of things like crossword puzzles and punctuality, scientists are warning of an impending catastrophe.
https://babylonbee.com/news/scientists- ... all-racist
Re: Scientists Warn That Within 6 Months Humanity Will Run Out Of Things To Call Racist
Posted: July 18th, 2021, 3:13 pm
by Cruiserdude
kirtland r.m. wrote: ↑July 18th, 2021, 2:55 pm
This has gone from cottage(oh my, is cottage racist) industry to nuclear firestorm. Saul Alinsky would be very proud. Rules for radicals, including Satan.
Scientists Warn That Within 6 Months Humanity Will Run Out Of Things To Call Racist.

ATLANTA, GA—Calling brand new things racist—that no one would ever have thought could be racist—is fun, and everyone loves it. But as each new day people breathlessly inform us of the racist history of things like crossword puzzles and punctuality, scientists are warning of an impending catastrophe.
https://babylonbee.com/news/scientists- ... all-racist


This cracked me up:
Benny Malone, though, is one of those skeptical of the warning from scientists. “We’ll always be able to find new things that are racist,” he said. “Just watch me.” He thought for a few moments. “Ah. I got a new one: Toothpaste is racist.” His face then fell. “Wait, I have explained how that’s racist already. Well, anyway, we can’t listen to science, because I know for certain we’ve all told everyone that science is racist.”