CDC: People With Dirt On Clintons Have 843% Greater Risk Of Suicide
Posted: May 20th, 2021, 10:02 pm
ATLANTA, GA – According to a report from the Centers for Disease Control released on Thursday, people with inside, compromising knowledge of Bill and Hillary Clinton’s financial and political dealings are 843% more likely to commit suicide.
“We’ve never seen a single risk factor cause a spike of this magnitude,” a CDC spokesperson told reporters. “Interestingly, in spite of their increased suicide risk, people with dirt on the Clintons rarely show any warning signs of suicide, and they never leave a suicide note.”https://babylonbee.com/news/cdc-people- ... sk-suicide Got to love me some Babylon Bee.
“We’ve never seen a single risk factor cause a spike of this magnitude,” a CDC spokesperson told reporters. “Interestingly, in spite of their increased suicide risk, people with dirt on the Clintons rarely show any warning signs of suicide, and they never leave a suicide note.”https://babylonbee.com/news/cdc-people- ... sk-suicide Got to love me some Babylon Bee.