Jamescm post (I know it was said sarcastically) in the desired change thread and all the other rumor threads and the constant criticism from some on this board got me to thinking. If the church capitulates and implements everything that some are hoping and praying for, will this cause the disaffected members that the church is apparently driving away to suddenly "see the light" and return with enthusiasm?DESIRED CHANGES:
- Set up the female leadership of the Church to have the same structure, functions, and roles of the male leadership of the Church, because my wife and I always fulfill exactly the same responsibilities, and in exactly the same way, because that is socially popular with people who unconditionally hate the Church and seek to rob our freedoms.
- Tell me I'm allowed to eat, drink, breathe, and inject whatever I want, whenever I want. My thoughts about the deliciousness of green tea flavored things are more important to me than honing my obediance or avoiding dangers that the world either contests or isn't aware of.
- A memorandom stating that the Constitution isn't so important after all, and that it is okay to live off of other people as long as the law says it's okay.
- Tell me I don't have to remind myself of my temple covenants every time I get dressed.
- Make Church services optional, because my relationship with my Savior is entirely personal and can't benefit at all from companionship with others.
- If I drop by Sunday School once in a while, I want everyone to be really sensitive and make sure never to suggest that anything anyoen may possibly do is not ideal, because not offending people is more important than identifying and rejecting sin in our lives. We shouldn't judge anything anyone does to help us determine not to do it ourselves.
- Stop asking me to sacrifice ideas I like, or embrace ideas I don't necessarily agree with.
- Permit me to mostly follow the Church, but to deviate in this or that point when it suites me because it is more immediately satisfying, more convenient, or fits in with popular opinions.
- Aknowledge that <allpastprophetsandteachingsidon'tlike> were wrong after all.
- Basically, allow me to somehow develop big, strong spiritual muscles without having to lift, push, or pull heavy spiritual weight.
If the church implements more financial and historic transparency like some are demanding, will that cause the loud naysayers to finally sing halleluja and fully embrace the church and brethren?
If rather than spending money on temples and chapels and malls and whatever the critics decry about how the church spends money, would the critics stand up and applaud and start donating a full time and a generous fast?
If the church is more openly pro LGBTQ, will this flood the chapel doors with new congregants?
What new things would have to be changed to make all these new and returning members feel even more at home and feel less judged?
Where are the lines drawn that will stop all criticism, and make us loved and right all wrongs? After all, Jesus was loved and adored wasn't he?
At what point are we just like any other church?
More importantly, will any of the above changes draw more people unto Christ and fulfill the mission of the church, which is to help God bring to pass the immortality and eternal life of man?





