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Re: Humor - what's so funny?

Posted: June 15th, 2022, 3:05 pm
by madvin

Re: Humor - what's so funny?

Posted: June 15th, 2022, 3:09 pm
by Niemand
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Re: Humor - what's so funny?

Posted: June 15th, 2022, 9:28 pm
by Thinker
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Re: Humor - what's so funny?

Posted: June 16th, 2022, 11:01 am
by Fred
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Re: Humor - what's so funny?

Posted: June 16th, 2022, 2:35 pm
by Fred
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Re: Humor - what's so funny?

Posted: June 16th, 2022, 6:45 pm
by Fred
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Re: Humor - what's so funny?

Posted: June 18th, 2022, 7:46 am
by Niemand
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Posted: June 18th, 2022, 7:47 am
by Niemand
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Re: Humor - what's so funny?

Posted: June 18th, 2022, 11:06 am
by Fred
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Re: Humor - what's so funny?

Posted: June 18th, 2022, 11:14 am
by Fred
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Re: Humor - what's so funny?

Posted: June 19th, 2022, 1:19 pm
by Silver Pie
blitzinstripes wrote: June 13th, 2022, 2:39 pm Forgot it was still PRIDE month. Since June comes before September, does that mean that PRIDE cometh before the fall?

Re: Humor - what's so funny?

Posted: June 20th, 2022, 4:48 pm
by Fred
He made another one...

Re: Humor - what's so funny?

Posted: June 20th, 2022, 4:51 pm
by Fred
Fred wrote: June 20th, 2022, 4:48 pm He made another one...

Re: Humor - what's so funny?

Posted: June 20th, 2022, 5:38 pm
by Niemand
Fred wrote: June 20th, 2022, 4:51 pm
Fred wrote: June 20th, 2022, 4:48 pm He made another one...
Scary peiple. Ironically the 69th president thing got me for a second before I realised there was no such thing.

The continents and Y.E.S. thing are both unforgivable. Bet it would have confused that girl even more if you pointed out that Australia is a continent, but that the USA isn't, and that "America" is actually two!

You could probably dig up a few idiots here and all. I had one of them tell me on Facebook that "all countries have nuclear weapons" after lecturing me on the Ukraine. Obviously she knew best.

Oh and if you want to keep some people occupied, ask them which US state has a name containing the letter "Q". Most people have to really think about that one. Quebec and Queensland don't count 😂 Nor does Albuquerque.

Re: Humor - what's so funny?

Posted: June 21st, 2022, 10:18 am
by Fred
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In September of 2005, on the first day of school, Martha Cothren, a History teacher at Robinson High School in Little Rock, did something not to be forgotten. On the first day of school, with the permission of the school superintendent, the principal and the building supervisor, she removed all of the desks in her classroom. When the first period kids entered the room they discovered that there were no desks.
'Ms. Cothren, where are our desks?'
She replied, 'You can't have a desk until you tell me how you earn the right to sit at a desk.'
They thought, 'Well, maybe it's our grades.' 'No,' she said.
'Maybe it's our behavior.' She told them, 'No, it's not even your behavior.'
And so, they came and went, the first period, second period, third period. Still no desks in the classroom. Kids called their parents to tell them what was happening and by early afternoon television news crews had started gathering at the school to report about this crazy teacher who had taken all the desks out of her room.
The final period of the day came and as the puzzled students found seats on the floor of the desk-less classroom. Martha Cothren said, 'Throughout the day no one has been able to tell me just what he or she has done to earn the right to sit at the desks that are ordinarily found in this classroom. Now I am going to tell you.'
At this point, Martha Cothren went over to the door of her classroom and opened it. Twenty-seven (27) U.S. Veterans, all in uniform, walked into that classroom, each one carrying a school desk. The Vets began placing the school desks in rows, and then they would walk over and stand alongside the wall. By the time the last soldier had set the final desk in place those kids started to understand, perhaps for the first time in their lives, just how the right to sit at those desks had been earned.
Martha said, 'You didn't earn the right to sit at these desks. These heroes did it for you. They placed the desks here for you. They went halfway around the world, giving up their education and interrupting their careers and families so you could have the freedom you have. Now, it's up to you to sit in them. It is your responsibility to learn, to be good students, to be good citizens. They paid the price so that you could have the freedom to get an education. Don't ever forget it.'
By the way, this is a true story. And this teacher was awarded the Veterans of Foreign Wars Teacher of the Year for the State of Arkansas in 2006. She is the daughter of a WWII POW.

Re: Humor - what's so funny?

Posted: June 21st, 2022, 10:21 am
by Fred
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Re: Humor - what's so funny?

Posted: June 21st, 2022, 4:45 pm
by Fred
It's not a Youtube so you have to click it. It is worth the click

https://utahpatriots.org/downloads/Trum ... in-one.mp4

Re: Humor - what's so funny?

Posted: June 23rd, 2022, 3:09 pm
by Fred
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Re: Humor - what's so funny?

Posted: June 25th, 2022, 6:53 am
by Niemand
Thank you YouTube for suggesting me weird content. This whole thing sums up the modern west.

Phallic unicorn head, check.
Merger of infantile imagery with sexualised content, check.
Rainbows everywhere, check.
Guaranteed to fry children's brains, check.
Tweeness overload, check.

Re: Humor - what's so funny?

Posted: June 25th, 2022, 10:25 am
by Fred
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Re: Humor - what's so funny?

Posted: July 1st, 2022, 1:17 pm
by Fred
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Re: Humor - what's so funny?

Posted: July 3rd, 2022, 12:15 pm
by Fred
So an elderly Italian man living alone in New Jersey wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, since the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over.. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love, Papa

A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Pop,
Don’t dig up that garden. That’s where the bodies are buried.
Love,
Vinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Pop,

Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That’s the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you,

Re: Humor - what's so funny?

Posted: July 4th, 2022, 1:30 pm
by Fred
A king wanted to go fishing, and he asked the royal weather forecaster the forecast for the next few hours.

The palace meteorologist assured him that there was no chance of rain.

So the King and the Queen went fishing.

On the way, he met a man with a fishing pole riding on a donkey, and he asked the man if the fish were biting.

The fisherman said, “Your Majesty, you should return to the palace! In just a short time I expect a huge rain storm."

The King replied: "I hold the palace meteorologist in high regard. He is an educated and experienced professional. Besides, I pay him very high wages.

He gave me a very different forecast. I trust him."

So the King continued on his way.

However, in a short time a torrential rain fell from the sky.

The King and Queen were totally soaked.

Furious, the King returned to the palace, and gave the order to fire the meteorologist.

Then he summoned the fisherman and offered him the prestigious position of royal forecaster.

The fisherman said, “Your Majesty, I do not know anything about forecasting.

I obtain my information from my donkey.

If I see my donkey's ears drooping, it means with certainty that...it will rain."

So the King hired the donkey.

And thus began the practice of hiring dumb asses to work in influential positions of government.

The practice is unbroken to this date...

Re: Humor - what's so funny?

Posted: July 8th, 2022, 11:45 am
by Fred
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Emily Sue passed away and Billy-Bob called 911. The 911 Operator told Billy-Bob that she would send someone out right away.

"Where do you live?" asked the operator.

Billy-Bob replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive."

The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?"

There was a long pause and finally Billy-Bob said, "How 'bout if I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?"

Re: Humor - what's so funny?

Posted: July 9th, 2022, 12:10 pm
by Fred
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