Humor - what's so funny?

[Sirocco]

Yeah but it really doesn't go anywhere.
At some point you gotta do something or else it will never change.
I don't know what to do, I never have (I am on the spectrum and thus socially doomed lol)

[Fred]

Yeah but it really doesn't go anywhere.
At some point you gotta do something or else it will never change.
I don't know what to do, I never have (I am on the spectrum and thus socially doomed lol)

I have a daughter on the spectrum and she does have some issues. However, there are likely hundreds of thousands or even millions of people in worse shape and they seem to live a normal life. My guess is that there are millions of people worse off than you, too.

I was born crippled and even after surgery, I still walk funny. Maybe not funny, although some do laugh. But I see a guy with no feet and I realize I have nothing to cry about. I saw a guy just yesterday. Both of his ankles was a one inch pipe.

So we have a defect here and there and some won't take the time to even talk to us. Like maybe they will catch it. Them are not the ones we are looking for.

I recommend an attitude adjustment. Be grateful for what you have. It's more than you think. You start counting and run out of numbers. Then YOU are the one that gets to choose yes or no. You might even get a bit cocky. Then the girls start asking you.

I was driving down the street one day. A girl was hitch hiking. Don't see that much, I figured it must be important. I stop. She gets in. She says "Can you do me? Now, there was a time when I would have jumped on that. I declined with "I'll give you a ride. That's as personal as I get. She said Let me out. Then, like any good salesman, she was after the next one.

People generally get what they want. You just have to decide what that is. Then you are like a laser. Anything outside that laser view, does not even get your attention. If they do get your attention, the sky is the limit.

[Niemand]

[Fred]

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[truefreedom]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xa0MbYLc3K4

American identifies as Mexican to avoid vaccine

[Fred]

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[abijah`]

Profane and inappropriate... but funny

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[Niemand]

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[Fred]

The Catholic Priests in Las Vegas were having problems with the offering because their parishioners in their churches were throwing poker chips into the offering plate.

This got to be a problem so the priests went out to a monastery out by Hoover Dam and talked to some of the monks out there and so they made an agreement. The agreement was that the priests would pay the monks a fee if they’d take the poker chips into the casinos once a week and exchange them for dollar bills. They call the people who do this Chipmunks.

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[Fred]

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[Silver Pie]

I wish there was a way to mark a post as "favorite". I want to copy this and share it, but I'm on a computer with which I cannot do that. (I like it, not for political reasons, but because it cracked me up. )

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[Fred]

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[Niemand]

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[Niemand]

I think we should consider introducing 48 hour days. Then everybody would have twice the time to do anything.