Re: Humor - what's so funny?
Posted: April 21st, 2023, 7:12 pm
Thanks for helping me irritate some family members with some of these today 
https://youtu.be/-dPY8V6Iy4s
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Re: Humor - what's so funny?
Posted: April 23rd, 2023, 7:28 am
Re: Humor - what's so funny?
Posted: April 25th, 2023, 6:36 pm
Act dumb to act smart:
At church, our kids were acting mischievous. On the way home, their dad said, “You guys need to act better! And I don’t want you acting smart either!” Our 5-year old responded, “What’s 2+2? I don’t know!”
At church, our kids were acting mischievous. On the way home, their dad said, “You guys need to act better! And I don’t want you acting smart either!” Our 5-year old responded, “What’s 2+2? I don’t know!”
Re: Humor - what's so funny?
Posted: April 26th, 2023, 8:55 pm
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Re: Humor - what's so funny?
Posted: April 26th, 2023, 9:36 pm
Peace 
to all the mk ultra victims 
to all the mk ultra victims 
Re: Humor - what's so funny?
Posted: April 29th, 2023, 4:21 pm
Re: Humor - what's so funny?
Posted: April 29th, 2023, 5:01 pm
Two very active seniors (Jacob, age 92, and Mariam, age 89), living in 'The Villages' in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married.
They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way, pass a drugstore and decide go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:
“Are you the owner?”
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Jacob: "How about suppositories and medicine for impotence?"
Pharmacist: "You bet!"
Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
Pharmacist: "We sure do."
Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
Jacob: "Adult diapers?"
Pharmacist: "Sure, how can I help you?"
Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."
They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way, pass a drugstore and decide go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:
“Are you the owner?”
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Jacob: "How about suppositories and medicine for impotence?"
Pharmacist: "You bet!"
Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
Pharmacist: "We sure do."
Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
Jacob: "Adult diapers?"
Pharmacist: "Sure, how can I help you?"
Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."
Re: Humor - what's so funny?
Posted: April 29th, 2023, 5:15 pm
madvin wrote: ↑April 29th, 2023, 5:01 pm Two very active seniors (Jacob, age 92, and Mariam, age 89), living in 'The Villages' in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married.
They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way, pass a drugstore and decide go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:
“Are you the owner?”
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Jacob: "How about suppositories and medicine for impotence?"
Pharmacist: "You bet!"
Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
Pharmacist: "We sure do."
Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
Jacob: "Adult diapers?"
Pharmacist: "Sure, how can I help you?"
Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."
HahahahRe: Humor - what's so funny?
Posted: May 1st, 2023, 3:20 am
What are they implying?
Re: Humor - what's so funny?
Posted: May 1st, 2023, 1:54 pm
Re: Humor - what's so funny?
Posted: May 1st, 2023, 3:33 pm
Re: Humor - what's so funny?
Posted: May 1st, 2023, 3:37 pm
Yeah, I knew it was just a matter of time before someone responded with "No King But Jesus!" 
Re: Humor - what's so funny?
Posted: May 1st, 2023, 6:48 pm
Re: Humor - what's so funny?
Posted: May 3rd, 2023, 12:16 pm
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Re: Humor - what's so funny?
Posted: May 4th, 2023, 3:13 am
Re: Humor - what's so funny?
Posted: May 4th, 2023, 11:16 am
Re: Humor - what's so funny?
Posted: May 4th, 2023, 12:15 pm
Her brain works really slow.
Re: Humor - what's so funny?
Posted: May 4th, 2023, 4:57 pm
Here is the way the election will go down in 2024 because nobody is doing anything about Election integrity. McCarthy is a joke. He promised this would be a hot button issue.
1. The GOP will say it is the most consequential election of our lives.
2. Both parties will get millions using fear so you contribute to their campaign.
3. Republicans will poll higher than Democrats all fall.
4. The Polls will slowly start to tighten the last two weeks before the election.
5. We will go to bed with the Republicans in the lead but most races are too close to call.
6. The next two or three weeks the Democrats will start finding ballots just enough to win elections.
7. The republicans won’t do anything about it.
8. Then we start talking about election 2026, and what the Republicans can do better.
What did I leave out?
If Biden dies or gets booted before or after getting re-elected, it makes him a short feather.
The Secret Service will have their hands full protecting Trump's life if he wins primary. Or they might pull a JFK on him. But he has read the classified Kennedy files so he knows what really happened.
1. The GOP will say it is the most consequential election of our lives.
2. Both parties will get millions using fear so you contribute to their campaign.
3. Republicans will poll higher than Democrats all fall.
4. The Polls will slowly start to tighten the last two weeks before the election.
5. We will go to bed with the Republicans in the lead but most races are too close to call.
6. The next two or three weeks the Democrats will start finding ballots just enough to win elections.
7. The republicans won’t do anything about it.
8. Then we start talking about election 2026, and what the Republicans can do better.
What did I leave out?
If Biden dies or gets booted before or after getting re-elected, it makes him a short feather.
The Secret Service will have their hands full protecting Trump's life if he wins primary. Or they might pull a JFK on him. But he has read the classified Kennedy files so he knows what really happened.
Re: Humor - what's so funny?
Posted: May 5th, 2023, 7:20 pm
Re: Humor - what's so funny?
Posted: May 5th, 2023, 7:51 pm
Re: Humor - what's so funny?
Posted: May 6th, 2023, 4:26 pm
“Please don't tell me how the world will end - I want it to be a surprise.” - ashleigh brilliant.
Re: Humor - what's so funny?
Posted: May 6th, 2023, 5:21 pm
Dogs have an excuse. They can't read.
Re: Humor - what's so funny?
Posted: May 6th, 2023, 6:00 pm
Re: Humor - what's so funny?
Posted: May 6th, 2023, 7:10 pm
Well, that cat certainly has an opinion!
Note to readers. It's only 10 seconds long, and funny.