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Re: Humor - what's so funny?
Posted: March 13th, 2023, 2:58 pm
by FoxMammaWisdom
madvin wrote: βMarch 13th, 2023, 2:46 pm
Cruiserdude wrote: βMarch 13th, 2023, 1:33 pm
madvin wrote: βMarch 13th, 2023, 1:28 pm
Remember that photo of the construction workers having lunch on an unfinished New York skyscraper? Well, hereβs the photographer Charles Ebbets. 9/20/1932
photographer.jpg
Unreal. Look at him standing tall, unwavering.... Now we're scared to stand tall when there isn't even threat of harm!!!
(you know what I'm getting at)
I have such an admiration for our old timers and those that lived in that period. What a beautiful time in our history
Then who took HIS picture???
I wonder how long the elites and fake news corporations and NASA and the film industry have had photoshop and just didn't tell us about it.
Re: Humor - what's so funny?
Posted: March 13th, 2023, 3:08 pm
by madvin
FoxMammaWisdom wrote: βMarch 13th, 2023, 2:58 pm
madvin wrote: βMarch 13th, 2023, 2:46 pm
Cruiserdude wrote: βMarch 13th, 2023, 1:33 pm
madvin wrote: βMarch 13th, 2023, 1:28 pm
Remember that photo of the construction workers having lunch on an unfinished New York skyscraper? Well, hereβs the photographer Charles Ebbets. 9/20/1932
photographer.jpg
Unreal. Look at him standing tall, unwavering.... Now we're scared to stand tall when there isn't even threat of harm!!!
(you know what I'm getting at)
I have such an admiration for our old timers and those that lived in that period. What a beautiful time in our history
Then who took HIS picture???
I wonder how long the elites and fake news corporations and NASA and the film industry have had photoshop and just didn't tell us about it.
Y'know...that seems very plausible. Looking at that picture, it seems unreal.
Re: Humor - what's so funny?
Posted: March 13th, 2023, 3:11 pm
by creator
FoxMammaWisdom wrote: βMarch 13th, 2023, 2:58 pm
I wonder how long the elites and fake news corporations and NASA and the film industry have had photoshop and just didn't tell us about it.
They've had the ability to edit photos ever since photography became a thing, it just wasn't digital photo editing.
Re: Humor - what's so funny?
Posted: March 13th, 2023, 3:13 pm
by FoxMammaWisdom
creator wrote: βMarch 13th, 2023, 3:11 pm
FoxMammaWisdom wrote: βMarch 13th, 2023, 2:58 pm
I wonder how long the elites and fake news corporations and NASA and the film industry have had photoshop and just didn't tell us about it.
They've had the ability to edit photos ever since photography became a thing, it just wasn't digital photo editing.
I agree.
On that note, check out all those whitewashed skies, and blurred out faces on so many early "church history" photos - esp. the ones showing early temples being "built".
Re: Humor - what's so funny?
Posted: March 13th, 2023, 6:03 pm
by Silver Pie
madvin wrote: βMarch 13th, 2023, 2:46 pm
Then who took HIS picture???
That's what I was wondering.
Re: Humor - what's so funny?
Posted: March 13th, 2023, 6:08 pm
by Niemand
It was common to touch up early photographs for the simple reason that both the cameras and the film stock were awful and resulted in grainy photographs.
Re: Humor - what's so funny?
Posted: March 13th, 2023, 7:05 pm
by abijah
Re: Humor - what's so funny?
Posted: March 13th, 2023, 7:14 pm
by Niemand
Sometimes I'll go into a shop and see someone buying things in a competitor's uniform.
Re: Humor - what's so funny? (meme rampage)
Posted: March 14th, 2023, 8:01 pm
by abijah
Re: Humor - what's so funny?
Posted: March 16th, 2023, 9:13 pm
by madvin
Things to ponder as you age . . .
The inventor of the treadmill died at the age of 54
The originator of gymnastics died at the age of 57
The past world bodybuilding champion died at the age of 41
The best soccer player in history, Maradona, died at the age of 60
And then . . .
KFC inventor died at 94
Inventor of Nutella brand died at the age of 88
Cigarette maker Winston died at the age of 102
The inventor of opium died at the age of 116 in an earthquake
Hennessy cognac, Irish inventor died at 98
How did doctors come to the conclusion that exercise prolongs life?
The rabbit is always jumping, but it lives for only 2 years.
The turtle that doesn't exercise at all, lives 400 years.
So . . .
Have a drink,
Take a nap,
And if you wake up, have bacon and eggs.
Re: Humor - what's so funny?
Posted: March 24th, 2023, 4:01 pm
by Thinker
madvin wrote: βMarch 16th, 2023, 9:13 pmβ¦
The rabbit is always jumping, but it lives for only 2 years.
The turtle that doesn't exercise at all, lives 400 years.
So . . .
Have a drink,
Take a nap,
And if you wake up, have bacon and eggs.
Demotivators:
βA thousand-mile journey starts with one step. Then again, so does falling in a ditch and breaking your neck.β
Every dead body on Mt. Everest was once a highly motivated person⦠so maybe calm down.
βEverything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is you're stupid and make bad decisions.β - Marion G. Harmon
βIf at first, you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.β - W.C. Fields
βWhen life knocks you down, stay there and take a nap.β
Re: Humor - what's so funny?
Posted: March 24th, 2023, 4:40 pm
by Cruiserdude
Thinker wrote: βMarch 24th, 2023, 4:01 pm
madvin wrote: βMarch 16th, 2023, 9:13 pmβ¦
The rabbit is always jumping, but it lives for only 2 years.
The turtle that doesn't exercise at all, lives 400 years.
So . . .
Have a drink,
Take a nap,
And if you wake up, have bacon and eggs.
Demotivators:
βA thousand-mile journey starts with one step. Then again, so does falling in a ditch and breaking your neck.β
Every dead body on Mt. Everest was once a highly motivated person⦠so maybe calm down.
βEverything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is you're stupid and make bad decisions.β - Marion G. Harmon
βIf at first, you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.β - W.C. Fields
βWhen life knocks you down, stay there and take a nap.β
These got a good chuckle outta me
Another one:
'Why do today, what you can put off until tomorrow?'
Re: Humor - what's so funny?
Posted: March 25th, 2023, 5:20 pm
by Thinker
Re: Humor - what's so funny?
Posted: March 25th, 2023, 8:17 pm
by Fred
This isn't funny, but it appears that the not funny thread got deleted.
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Re: Humor - what's so funny?
Posted: March 25th, 2023, 8:37 pm
by RosyPosy
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Re: Humor - what's so funny?
Posted: March 25th, 2023, 10:05 pm
by creator
Fred wrote: βMarch 25th, 2023, 8:17 pm
This isn't funny, but it appears that the not funny thread got deleted.
I'm not aware of such a thread, but this thread has been fun.
Re: Humor - what's so funny?
Posted: March 25th, 2023, 10:24 pm
by Fred
creator wrote: βMarch 25th, 2023, 10:05 pm
Fred wrote: βMarch 25th, 2023, 8:17 pm
This isn't funny, but it appears that the not funny thread got deleted.
I'm not aware of such a thread, but this thread has been fun.
It was called "Not the slightest bit funny" or something like that. I posted maybe 3 or 4 different times in it. Some people viewed it, but I don't recall that anyone posted. No big deal. I couldn't find it on search.
Re: Humor - what's so funny?
Posted: March 25th, 2023, 11:02 pm
by abijah
Re: Humor - what's so funny?
Posted: March 26th, 2023, 1:33 am
by Niemand
Take that Flat Earthers.
Re: Humor - what's so funny?
Posted: March 26th, 2023, 6:38 am
by Reluctant Watchman
madvin wrote: βMarch 16th, 2023, 9:13 pm
Things to ponder as you age . . .
The inventor of the treadmill died at the age of 54
The originator of gymnastics died at the age of 57
The past world bodybuilding champion died at the age of 41
The best soccer player in history, Maradona, died at the age of 60
And then . . .
KFC inventor died at 94
Inventor of Nutella brand died at the age of 88
Cigarette maker Winston died at the age of 102
The inventor of opium died at the age of 116 in an earthquake
Hennessy cognac, Irish inventor died at 98
How did doctors come to the conclusion that exercise prolongs life?
The rabbit is always jumping, but it lives for only 2 years.
The turtle that doesn't exercise at all, lives 400 years.
So . . .
Have a drink,
Take a nap,
And if you wake up, have bacon and eggs.
Are we going for quantity or quality?
Re: Humor - what's so funny?
Posted: March 26th, 2023, 7:57 am
by madvin
Reluctant Watchman wrote: βMarch 26th, 2023, 6:38 am
madvin wrote: βMarch 16th, 2023, 9:13 pm
Things to ponder as you age . . .
The inventor of the treadmill died at the age of 54
The originator of gymnastics died at the age of 57
The past world bodybuilding champion died at the age of 41
The best soccer player in history, Maradona, died at the age of 60
And then . . .
KFC inventor died at 94
Inventor of Nutella brand died at the age of 88
Cigarette maker Winston died at the age of 102
The inventor of opium died at the age of 116 in an earthquake
Hennessy cognac, Irish inventor died at 98
How did doctors come to the conclusion that exercise prolongs life?
The rabbit is always jumping, but it lives for only 2 years.
The turtle that doesn't exercise at all, lives 400 years.
So . . .
Have a drink,
Take a nap,
And if you wake up, have bacon and eggs.
Are we going for quantity or quality?
Good point!
Re: Humor - what's so funny?
Posted: March 26th, 2023, 4:06 pm
by TwochurchesOnly
Thinker wrote: βSeptember 8th, 2018, 9:12 pm
Moon, I love Home Improvement! And I like how Tim Allen stood up for basic truths. I think some people got offended at him suggesting people got too easily offended, or something him being a bigot (intollerance to other opinions) for believing gender is biologically significant.
Itβs Papa Elf cutting to the chase!
https://sadderbutwiser.files.wordpress. ... fs-lap.jpg
On that note, hereβs a harmonizing one... My kids sometimes shout this to each other - so motivating.
I think heβs quoting Pres. Kimball - or was it Nike?
βJUST DO IT!β
https://youtu.be/ZXsQAXx_ao0
" our standards are very high, we even have high double standards"
sounds like church of what's happening now
Funnier if it weren't true
Re: Humor - what's so funny?
Posted: March 27th, 2023, 12:30 am
by Fred
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Re: Humor - what's so funny?
Posted: March 27th, 2023, 4:02 am
by Niemand
Fred wrote: βMarch 27th, 2023, 12:30 am
problem solver.jpg
Why not combine the two?
Re: Humor - what's so funny? 🌈🐸🎭
Posted: March 28th, 2023, 8:09 am
by abijah