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Re: Humor - what's so funny?

Posted: March 13th, 2023, 2:58 pm
by FoxMammaWisdom
madvin wrote: ↑March 13th, 2023, 2:46 pm
Cruiserdude wrote: ↑March 13th, 2023, 1:33 pm
madvin wrote: ↑March 13th, 2023, 1:28 pm Remember that photo of the construction workers having lunch on an unfinished New York skyscraper? Well, here’s the photographer Charles Ebbets. 9/20/1932

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Unreal. Look at him standing tall, unwavering.... Now we're scared to stand tall when there isn't even threat of harm!!! πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰(you know what I'm getting at)

I have such an admiration for our old timers and those that lived in that period. What a beautiful time in our history πŸ‘πŸ‘
Then who took HIS picture???
I wonder how long the elites and fake news corporations and NASA and the film industry have had photoshop and just didn't tell us about it. :?:

Re: Humor - what's so funny?

Posted: March 13th, 2023, 3:08 pm
by madvin
FoxMammaWisdom wrote: ↑March 13th, 2023, 2:58 pm
madvin wrote: ↑March 13th, 2023, 2:46 pm
Cruiserdude wrote: ↑March 13th, 2023, 1:33 pm
madvin wrote: ↑March 13th, 2023, 1:28 pm Remember that photo of the construction workers having lunch on an unfinished New York skyscraper? Well, here’s the photographer Charles Ebbets. 9/20/1932

photographer.jpg
Unreal. Look at him standing tall, unwavering.... Now we're scared to stand tall when there isn't even threat of harm!!! πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰(you know what I'm getting at)

I have such an admiration for our old timers and those that lived in that period. What a beautiful time in our history πŸ‘πŸ‘
Then who took HIS picture???
I wonder how long the elites and fake news corporations and NASA and the film industry have had photoshop and just didn't tell us about it. :?:
Y'know...that seems very plausible. Looking at that picture, it seems unreal.

Re: Humor - what's so funny?

Posted: March 13th, 2023, 3:11 pm
by creator
FoxMammaWisdom wrote: ↑March 13th, 2023, 2:58 pm I wonder how long the elites and fake news corporations and NASA and the film industry have had photoshop and just didn't tell us about it. :?:
They've had the ability to edit photos ever since photography became a thing, it just wasn't digital photo editing.

Re: Humor - what's so funny?

Posted: March 13th, 2023, 3:13 pm
by FoxMammaWisdom
creator wrote: ↑March 13th, 2023, 3:11 pm
FoxMammaWisdom wrote: ↑March 13th, 2023, 2:58 pm I wonder how long the elites and fake news corporations and NASA and the film industry have had photoshop and just didn't tell us about it. :?:
They've had the ability to edit photos ever since photography became a thing, it just wasn't digital photo editing.
I agree.

On that note, check out all those whitewashed skies, and blurred out faces on so many early "church history" photos - esp. the ones showing early temples being "built".

Re: Humor - what's so funny?

Posted: March 13th, 2023, 6:03 pm
by Silver Pie
madvin wrote: ↑March 13th, 2023, 2:46 pm Then who took HIS picture???
That's what I was wondering.

Re: Humor - what's so funny?

Posted: March 13th, 2023, 6:08 pm
by Niemand
It was common to touch up early photographs for the simple reason that both the cameras and the film stock were awful and resulted in grainy photographs.

Re: Humor - what's so funny?

Posted: March 13th, 2023, 7:05 pm
by abijah
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Re: Humor - what's so funny?

Posted: March 13th, 2023, 7:14 pm
by Niemand
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Sometimes I'll go into a shop and see someone buying things in a competitor's uniform.

Re: Humor - what's so funny? (meme rampage)

Posted: March 14th, 2023, 8:01 pm
by abijah
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Re: Humor - what's so funny?

Posted: March 16th, 2023, 9:13 pm
by madvin
Things to ponder as you age . . .


The inventor of the treadmill died at the age of 54 😳
The originator of gymnastics died at the age of 57 😳
The past world bodybuilding champion died at the age of 41 😳
The best soccer player in history, Maradona, died at the age of 60 πŸ˜”

And then . . .
KFC inventor died at 94 😊
Inventor of Nutella brand died at the age of 88 😊
Cigarette maker Winston died at the age of 102 😜
The inventor of opium died at the age of 116 in an earthquake 😜
Hennessy cognac, Irish inventor died at 98 😊

How did doctors come to the conclusion that exercise prolongs life?
The rabbit is always jumping, but it lives for only 2 years.
The turtle that doesn't exercise at all, lives 400 years.

So . . .
Have a drink,
Take a nap,
And if you wake up, have bacon and eggs.

Re: Humor - what's so funny?

Posted: March 24th, 2023, 4:01 pm
by Thinker
madvin wrote: ↑March 16th, 2023, 9:13 pm…
The rabbit is always jumping, but it lives for only 2 years.
The turtle that doesn't exercise at all, lives 400 years.

So . . .
Have a drink,
Take a nap,
And if you wake up, have bacon and eggs.
πŸ˜„

Demotivators: πŸ˜†

β€œA thousand-mile journey starts with one step. Then again, so does falling in a ditch and breaking your neck.”

Every dead body on Mt. Everest was once a highly motivated person… so maybe calm down.

β€œEverything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is you're stupid and make bad decisions.” - Marion G. Harmon

β€œIf at first, you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.” - W.C. Fields

β€œWhen life knocks you down, stay there and take a nap.”

Re: Humor - what's so funny?

Posted: March 24th, 2023, 4:40 pm
by Cruiserdude
Thinker wrote: ↑March 24th, 2023, 4:01 pm
madvin wrote: ↑March 16th, 2023, 9:13 pm…
The rabbit is always jumping, but it lives for only 2 years.
The turtle that doesn't exercise at all, lives 400 years.

So . . .
Have a drink,
Take a nap,
And if you wake up, have bacon and eggs.
πŸ˜„

Demotivators: πŸ˜†

β€œA thousand-mile journey starts with one step. Then again, so does falling in a ditch and breaking your neck.”

Every dead body on Mt. Everest was once a highly motivated person… so maybe calm down.

β€œEverything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is you're stupid and make bad decisions.” - Marion G. Harmon

β€œIf at first, you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.” - W.C. Fields

β€œWhen life knocks you down, stay there and take a nap.”
These got a good chuckle outta meπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Another one:
'Why do today, what you can put off until tomorrow?'
😁

Re: Humor - what's so funny?

Posted: March 25th, 2023, 5:20 pm
by Thinker
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Re: Humor - what's so funny?

Posted: March 25th, 2023, 8:17 pm
by Fred
This isn't funny, but it appears that the not funny thread got deleted.
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Re: Humor - what's so funny?

Posted: March 25th, 2023, 8:37 pm
by RosyPosy
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Re: Humor - what's so funny?

Posted: March 25th, 2023, 10:05 pm
by creator
Fred wrote: ↑March 25th, 2023, 8:17 pm This isn't funny, but it appears that the not funny thread got deleted.
I'm not aware of such a thread, but this thread has been fun.

Re: Humor - what's so funny?

Posted: March 25th, 2023, 10:24 pm
by Fred
creator wrote: ↑March 25th, 2023, 10:05 pm
Fred wrote: ↑March 25th, 2023, 8:17 pm This isn't funny, but it appears that the not funny thread got deleted.
I'm not aware of such a thread, but this thread has been fun.
It was called "Not the slightest bit funny" or something like that. I posted maybe 3 or 4 different times in it. Some people viewed it, but I don't recall that anyone posted. No big deal. I couldn't find it on search.

Re: Humor - what's so funny?

Posted: March 25th, 2023, 11:02 pm
by abijah
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Re: Humor - what's so funny?

Posted: March 26th, 2023, 1:33 am
by Niemand
Take that Flat Earthers.

Re: Humor - what's so funny?

Posted: March 26th, 2023, 6:38 am
by Reluctant Watchman
madvin wrote: ↑March 16th, 2023, 9:13 pm Things to ponder as you age . . .


The inventor of the treadmill died at the age of 54 😳
The originator of gymnastics died at the age of 57 😳
The past world bodybuilding champion died at the age of 41 😳
The best soccer player in history, Maradona, died at the age of 60 πŸ˜”

And then . . .
KFC inventor died at 94 😊
Inventor of Nutella brand died at the age of 88 😊
Cigarette maker Winston died at the age of 102 😜
The inventor of opium died at the age of 116 in an earthquake 😜
Hennessy cognac, Irish inventor died at 98 😊

How did doctors come to the conclusion that exercise prolongs life?
The rabbit is always jumping, but it lives for only 2 years.
The turtle that doesn't exercise at all, lives 400 years.

So . . .
Have a drink,
Take a nap,
And if you wake up, have bacon and eggs.
Are we going for quantity or quality? πŸ˜‰

Re: Humor - what's so funny?

Posted: March 26th, 2023, 7:57 am
by madvin
Reluctant Watchman wrote: ↑March 26th, 2023, 6:38 am
madvin wrote: ↑March 16th, 2023, 9:13 pm Things to ponder as you age . . .


The inventor of the treadmill died at the age of 54 😳
The originator of gymnastics died at the age of 57 😳
The past world bodybuilding champion died at the age of 41 😳
The best soccer player in history, Maradona, died at the age of 60 πŸ˜”

And then . . .
KFC inventor died at 94 😊
Inventor of Nutella brand died at the age of 88 😊
Cigarette maker Winston died at the age of 102 😜
The inventor of opium died at the age of 116 in an earthquake 😜
Hennessy cognac, Irish inventor died at 98 😊

How did doctors come to the conclusion that exercise prolongs life?
The rabbit is always jumping, but it lives for only 2 years.
The turtle that doesn't exercise at all, lives 400 years.

So . . .
Have a drink,
Take a nap,
And if you wake up, have bacon and eggs.
Are we going for quantity or quality? πŸ˜‰
Good point! πŸ˜‹

Re: Humor - what's so funny?

Posted: March 26th, 2023, 4:06 pm
by TwochurchesOnly
Thinker wrote: ↑September 8th, 2018, 9:12 pm Moon, I love Home Improvement! And I like how Tim Allen stood up for basic truths. I think some people got offended at him suggesting people got too easily offended, or something him being a bigot (intollerance to other opinions) for believing gender is biologically significant.

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Michelle wrote: ↑August 27th, 2018, 10:51 am A lesson in using agency wisely.

This is one of my all time favorites.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_cont ... w0lr63y4Mw

Edit:
Bob Newhart "Stop It"
:D It’s Papa Elf cutting to the chase!
https://sadderbutwiser.files.wordpress. ... fs-lap.jpg

On that note, here’s a harmonizing one... My kids sometimes shout this to each other - so motivating. ;) I think he’s quoting Pres. Kimball - or was it Nike?
β€œJUST DO IT!”
https://youtu.be/ZXsQAXx_ao0
" our standards are very high, we even have high double standards"
sounds like church of what's happening now
Funnier if it weren't true

Re: Humor - what's so funny?

Posted: March 27th, 2023, 12:30 am
by Fred
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Re: Humor - what's so funny?

Posted: March 27th, 2023, 4:02 am
by Niemand
Fred wrote: ↑March 27th, 2023, 12:30 am problem solver.jpg
Why not combine the two?

Re: Humor - what's so funny? 🌈🐸🎭

Posted: March 28th, 2023, 8:09 am
by abijah
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