Humor - what's so funny?

[abijah]

[madvin]

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble the football".
– John Heisman, first football coach at Rice

"I make my practices real hard because if a player is a quitter, I want him to quit in practice, not in a game."
– Bear Bryant / Alabama

"It isn't necessary to see a good tackle, you can hear it!”
Knute Rockne / Notre Dame

"At Georgia Southern, we don't cheat. That costs money, and we don't have any."
– Erik Russell / Georgia Southern

"The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it."
- Lou Holtz / Arkansas - Notre Dame

"When you win, nothing hurts."
- Joe Namath / Alabama

"A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall."
- Frank Leahy / Notre Dame

"There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you."
- Woody Hayes / Ohio State

"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation."
- Bob Devaney / Nebraska

"In Alabama an atheist is someone who doesn't believe in Bear Bryant."
- Wally Butts / Georgia

"I never graduated from Iowa. But I was only there for two terms - Truman's and Eisenhower's."
– Alex Karras / Iowa

"My advice to defensive players is to take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in a bad humor.”
- Bowden Wyatt / Tennessee

"I could have been a Rhodes Scholar except for my grades."
- Duffy Daugherty / Michigan State

" Always remember Goliath was a 40-point favorite over David."
- Shug Jordan / Auburn

"I asked Darrell Royal, the coach of the Texas Longhorns, why he didn't recruit me."
He said, "Well, Walt, we took a look at you and you weren't any good."
- Walt Garrison / Oklahoma State/Dallas Cowboys

"Son, you've got a good engine, but your hands aren't on the steering wheel."
- Bobby Bowden / Florida State

"Football is NOT a contact sport, it is a collision sport. Dancing IS a contact sport."
- Duffy Daugherty / Michigan State

After USC lost 51-0 to Notre Dame, his post-game message to his team was; "All those who need showers, take them."
- John McKay / USC

"If lessons are learned in defeat our team is getting a great education.”
- Murray Warmath / Minnesota

"The only qualifications for a lineman are to be big and dumb. To be a back, you only have to be dumb."
- Knute Rockne / Notre Dame

"We live one day at a time and scratch where it itches."
- Darrell Royal / Texas

"We didn't tackle well today, but we made up for it by not blocking."
- John McKay / USC

"I've found that prayers work best when you have big players."
- Knute Rockne / Notre Dame

Ohio State's Urban Meyer on one of his players: "He doesn't know the meaning of the word fear. In fact, I just saw his grades and he doesn't know the meaning of a lot of words.”

[Thinker]

This reminded me about of what it might be like for someone marrying his 2nd wife.

(1cussing/pg-13) 1st 2 minutes is enough to get the point.
https://youtu.be/Cbwr37tHu24?feature=shared

[Fred]

I don't know if this will fly. There is only one questionable word in the whole thing and it is the very last word. It's not a swear word, but it may be an adult word, so you probably won't hear it in church. But it is funny.

[Niemand]

I don't know if this will fly. There is only one questionable word in the whole thing and it is the very last word. It's not a swear word, but it may be an adult word, so you probably won't hear it in church. But it is funny.

...Skips to end of the video...

I have to admit though, that's never been my taste. Back problems and all that. But this is how a lot of men think!

[Fred]

I don't know if this will fly. There is only one questionable word in the whole thing and it is the very last word. It's not a swear word, but it may be an adult word, so you probably won't hear it in church. But it is funny.

...Skips to end of the video...

I have to admit though, that's never been my taste. Back problems and all that. But this is how a lot of men think!

It wouldn't have been my choice either. I just thought it was funny.

[abijah]

[Fred]

Who knew justice could be so fun?

[Thinker]

WTH was going on here?
Demanding an audience?

[Fred]

[Fred]

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[Fred]

click on it. It's funny...
https://utahpatriots.org/videos/potty%20joke.mp4

[Fred]

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[FrankOne]

I don't know if this will fly. There is only one questionable word in the whole thing and it is the very last word. It's not a swear word, but it may be an adult word, so you probably won't hear it in church. But it is funny.

HAHAHAHAHA

[Thinker]

If only guys could understand how difficult it can be to wear skirts… wait.

[Fred]

[Niemand]

If only guys could understand how difficult it can be to wear skirts… wait.

Kilts are made from pretty heavy material. Isn't usually a problem.

[Silver Pie]

If only guys could understand how difficult it can be to wear skirts… wait.

Took me a minute to realize that wasn't Biden.

[Fred]

If only guys could understand how difficult it can be to wear skirts… wait.

Took me a minute to realize that wasn't Biden.

At first, I thought it was Rick Beato.

[Fred]

Talking dog for sale. Just $10

[Fred]

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[Thinker]

If only guys could understand how difficult it can be to wear skirts… wait.

Took me a minute to realize that wasn't Biden.

[Fred]

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[Fred]