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Humor - what's so funny?
- truefreedom
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Re: Humor - what's so funny?
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what's funny ?
- My neighbors dog barking at all the crickets
what's not funny ?
It's 1 o'clock in the morning and I have to get up at 5:30
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what's funny ?
- My neighbors dog barking at all the crickets
what's not funny ?
It's 1 o'clock in the morning and I have to get up at 5:30
- Momma J
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Re: Humor - what's so funny?
Funny ~ watching a guy, texting on his cell phone, step off a curb and almost face plant... Look up and see that people are watching... and quickly yell at his dog as if it caused him to stumble.
Poor dog was having a "What the..." moment.
Poor dog was having a "What the..." moment.
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Re: Humor - what's so funny?
This is more about how precious dogs (or our animals) to families.
[Video] Vicious Dog Attacks!
https://share.newsbreak.com/8l6f3qpy
Don't worry no attacks. ..... just pure love
[Video] Vicious Dog Attacks!
https://share.newsbreak.com/8l6f3qpy
Don't worry no attacks. ..... just pure love
- Momma J
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Re: Humor - what's so funny?
Perfect way to start my day!AgeOfAquarius wrote: ↑September 6th, 2024, 9:30 pm This is more about how precious dogs (or our animals) to families.
[Video] Vicious Dog Attacks!
https://share.newsbreak.com/8l6f3qpy
Don't worry no attacks. ..... just pure love
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Re: Humor - what's so funny?
That is so adorable and awesome and "awww" -AgeOfAquarius wrote: ↑September 6th, 2024, 9:30 pm This is more about how precious dogs (or our animals) to families.
[Video] Vicious Dog Attacks!
https://share.newsbreak.com/8l6f3qpy
Don't worry no attacks. ..... just pure love
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Re: Humor - what's so funny?
It's kind of a sign of the times.
"Collect all eight!"
Roundup for humankind.
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Re: Humor - what's so funny?
what the $#!% is shongles??
I completely forgot you can't type a swear word.... I just used the word in the sign but got symbols..
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Re: Humor - what's so funny?
Movie Titles with -ing:
*Jurassic ParkING
*The fasting and the furious.
(A whole new angle on hangry?)
*Breakfast clubbing
*WonderING Woman
*Lord of the Ringing
*Beetle Juicing
*Karate Kidding
*Footloosing
*Chitty chitty bang banging
* Beverly Hills coping
*Staring Wars
* One flew over the cuckoo’s nesting
* Harry Pottering /Hairy Pottering
*Star Trekking
* Steeling Magnolias
*Reality Biting
* Casablanking
*Dr Strangeloving
*Whinnie the pooing
*Les Missing
*Jurassic ParkING
*The fasting and the furious.
(A whole new angle on hangry?)
*Breakfast clubbing
*WonderING Woman
*Lord of the Ringing
*Beetle Juicing
*Karate Kidding
*Footloosing
*Chitty chitty bang banging
* Beverly Hills coping
*Staring Wars
* One flew over the cuckoo’s nesting
* Harry Pottering /Hairy Pottering
*Star Trekking
* Steeling Magnolias
*Reality Biting
* Casablanking
*Dr Strangeloving
*Whinnie the pooing
*Les Missing
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Re: Humor - what's so funny?
Thinker wrote: ↑September 18th, 2024, 4:07 am Movie Titles with -ing:
*Jurassic ParkING
*The fasting and the furious.
(A whole new angle on hangry?)
*Breakfast clubbing
*WonderING Woman
*Lord of the Ringing
*Beetle Juicing
*Karate Kidding
*Footloosing
*Chitty chitty bang banging
* Beverly Hills coping
*Staring Wars
* One flew over the cuckoo’s nesting
* Harry Pottering /Hairy Pottering
*Star Trekking
* Steeling Magnolias
*Reality Biting
* Casablanking
*Dr Strangeloving
*Whinnie the pooing
*Les Missing
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Re: Humor - what's so funny?
Works a treat with Tarantino:Thinker wrote: ↑September 18th, 2024, 4:07 am Movie Titles with -ing:
*Jurassic ParkING
*The fasting and the furious.
(A whole new angle on hangry?)
*Breakfast clubbing
*WonderING Woman
*Lord of the Ringing
*Beetle Juicing
*Karate Kidding
*Footloosing
*Chitty chitty bang banging
* Beverly Hills coping
*Staring Wars
* One flew over the cuckoo’s nesting
* Harry Pottering /Hairy Pottering
*Star Trekking
* Steeling Magnolias
*Reality Biting
* Casablanking
*Dr Strangeloving
*Whinnie the pooing
*Les Missing
Reservoir Dogging
Pulp Fixing
Djangoing
Kill Billing
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- Silver Pie
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Re: Humor - what's so funny?
Not humor, but funny as in a guy attracts wild animals - and even has a wolf and a baby deer living peacefully together.
1 minute long.
1 minute long.
- Momma J
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Re: Humor - what's so funny?
I will begin by stating that I am guilty of mistakes made such as what was overheard this weekend at the grocery store. I know what I am trying to say, but the wrong word leaps out, either verbally or in writing:
Two young ladies were talking rather loudly while their items were being scanned. There was another couple between me and the young ladies. I could hear the conversation but could only see the couple in front of me and watch their reactions.
The young lady who was speaking was upset that her boyfriend seemed depressed. She said, "I hate when he self-defecates. It is depressing for everyone around him."
The couple in front of me began laughing and it was contagious. Several of us were biting our tongues, trying to keep it together.
The young lady who chose the wrong word was upset with the laughter and turned to all of us and said, "Do ya'll think self-defecating is funny? It is not."
I felt bad because she sounded close to tears.
The couple who was standing between me and the young ladies began mumbling between each other. The woman was telling her husband that he better not.
(but he did) He stopped laughing, composed himself somewhat and gently told the young lady to look up the term. He then spoke in a sympathetic voice, "We are good people. We will hold your place in line while you grab some Depends."
He then began laughing so hard that he did not notice his wife stepping in and paying for the young ladies' items.
Two young ladies were talking rather loudly while their items were being scanned. There was another couple between me and the young ladies. I could hear the conversation but could only see the couple in front of me and watch their reactions.
The young lady who was speaking was upset that her boyfriend seemed depressed. She said, "I hate when he self-defecates. It is depressing for everyone around him."
The couple in front of me began laughing and it was contagious. Several of us were biting our tongues, trying to keep it together.
The young lady who chose the wrong word was upset with the laughter and turned to all of us and said, "Do ya'll think self-defecating is funny? It is not."
I felt bad because she sounded close to tears.
The couple who was standing between me and the young ladies began mumbling between each other. The woman was telling her husband that he better not.
(but he did) He stopped laughing, composed himself somewhat and gently told the young lady to look up the term. He then spoke in a sympathetic voice, "We are good people. We will hold your place in line while you grab some Depends."
He then began laughing so hard that he did not notice his wife stepping in and paying for the young ladies' items.
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