Humor - what's so funny?

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I overheard this conversation between two little old ladies who were in line at the grocery store:
First lady: My son has been having seizers and no specialists can figure out the cause.
Second lady: Oh my! Have you asked Siri?
First lady: What doctor's office is he at?
Second lady.... with a huge sigh and eye roll" Siri is the girl on your phone that knows everything!
First lady: Oh, like our grandkids! No, they don't know about seizures.

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Why do you suppose they posted this sign?

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Fred wrote: August 11th, 2022, 12:50 pm Why do you suppose they posted this sign?

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It's Photoshopped.

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This goes into the "What is Wrong With People?" file...

A young lady told me that she schedules calls for a plumbing company. Last week she had a new home owner call her because he had a clog and needed a plumber to come out out before there was damage to his house.

The clog he was speaking of was leaves in the GUTTERS!!!

He was upset when she explained that plumbers do not clean gutters. That is basic home owner maintenance.

Apparently our country has used up it's allotment of Common Sense

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Momma J wrote: August 12th, 2022, 4:53 am This goes into the "What is Wrong With People?" file...

A young lady told me that she schedules calls for a plumbing company. Last week she had a new home owner call her because he had a clog and needed a plumber to come out out before there was damage to his house.

The clog he was speaking of was leaves in the GUTTERS!!!

He was upset when she explained that plumbers do not clean gutters. That is basic home owner maintenance.

Apparently our country has used up it's allotment of Common Sense
I shouldn't laugh because I"m sure there are some stupid things I could/would come up with, but I really can't help it.

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Fred wrote: August 20th, 2022, 3:48 pm Image
😂😂That's a good one, that same gross angry look

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I love being a conspiracy theorist and outright heretic.

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No shootings at this school
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Fred wrote: August 22nd, 2022, 11:00 am No shootings at this school

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That’s Stephenville TEXAS. It’s not far from me.
The school district in my area is placing In God We Trust posters in all the schools (and it’s a massive school district) courtesy of a new state law, and Patriot Mobile, who is supplying the posters.

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Fred wrote: August 22nd, 2022, 11:00 am No shootings at this school

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And no graffiti either.

And clean.

And...

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A woman had 5 children, all of them boys.

So, one day a magazine sent a journalist to her house for an interview.

He asked her about the boys and what their names were.

She said, "JOHN".

"Right", he said, "What about that blond one over there?".

"JOHN"., she said.

"Oh, and the tall one with the freckles?"

"JOHN"., she said.

"Well, and the little chubby one with the x-udball cap?"

"JOHN"., she said.

"Are all your boys called "JOHN".?" he asked,

"isn't that terribly complicated?"

"Not at all", she said, "I say: "JOHN", it's time for bed!, they all go to bed it makes everything very easy, actually. When I shout: "JOHN", tea is ready!, they all come.

"I see. But what if you want only one of them?".

"No problem" she answers. 'Then I call them by their surnames".

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