Humor - what's so funny?

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“I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger, but then it hit me.”

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Thinker wrote: August 30th, 2022, 10:17 pm “I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger, but then it hit me.”
Reminds me of this... explaining perspective to Father Dougal.

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Niemand wrote: August 31st, 2022, 3:55 am
Thinker wrote: August 30th, 2022, 10:17 pm “I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger, but then it hit me.”
Reminds me of this... explaining perspective to Father Dougal.
😂😂😂

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Watch it to the end. It is only 1:20

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Thinker wrote: August 30th, 2022, 10:17 pm “I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger, but then it hit me.”
“I see!” Said the blind man to his deaf wife who heard it all!

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Some kids start their career early...
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(Under a minute)

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Deadliest self-defence move (short)

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Prince Charles' pledge to be Defender of all the Faiths takes an unexpected turn.

(~4 min.s – one or two fruity words)

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Prince Charles and his siblings go on STRIKE!

~4mins. Some bad language. (NB - "fags" = cigarettes!)

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Fairy Cox wants a new flag for Utah
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Fred wrote: September 10th, 2022, 1:57 pm Fairy Cox wants a new flag for Utah

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Looks like a banana republic's.

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Niemand wrote: September 10th, 2022, 2:57 pm
Fred wrote: September 10th, 2022, 1:57 pm Fairy Cox wants a new flag for Utah

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Looks like a banana republic's.
What can one expect from Caillou?

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Blimey, I see the silly season has started already. The Croc Hunter's face on Aussie money? Complete bullhockey of course, but made me smile.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... arles.html
Some Aussies demand that Steve Irwin's face is put on Australian money instead of King Charles - ahead of major changes to the currency in the wake of the Queen's death
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*A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest seated beside her: "Father, may I ask a favour?*

What is it u wish of me, my daughter?

Well, I bought an expensive electronic hair dryer that is well over the customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?

I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.

With your honest face, father, no one will question you.

When they got to customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked: "Father, do you have anything to declare?

From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.

The official thought this answer was strange, so asked: And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?

I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.

Roaring with laughter, the official said: Go ahead, Father. Next !

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An older man was wearing a T-shirt at Walmart (Haslet, TX) today that said:

PRONOUNS
The/She/It

I love where I live!!

There is a flag at a home a half mile from me that looks like this (imagine an American flag where I have the word “flag”).

F(flag)K
BIDEN

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Niemand wrote: September 7th, 2022, 2:57 am Deadliest self-defence move (short)
Laugh my butt off, that was pretty good hahaha

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