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Fred wrote: July 3rd, 2023, 4:59 pm
This must be fake!

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TwochurchesOnly wrote: July 3rd, 2023, 5:15 pm
Fred wrote: July 3rd, 2023, 4:59 pm
This must be fake!
I suppose you find it impossible for anyone to actually be that stupid. And yet you accept that people think there are multiple genders? Or that people actually believe there is a benefit to the jab? Or that RMN is a prophet?

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Fred wrote: July 3rd, 2023, 6:52 pm
TwochurchesOnly wrote: July 3rd, 2023, 5:15 pm
Fred wrote: July 3rd, 2023, 4:59 pm
This must be fake!
I suppose you find it impossible for anyone to actually be that stupid. And yet you accept that people think there are multiple genders? Or that people actually believe there is a benefit to the jab? Or that RMN is a prophet?
It is getting easier to believe that anyone is actually that stupid - still catches me off guard !
Especially on a humor thread!😁 funnier if it wasn't true

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TwochurchesOnly wrote: July 3rd, 2023, 5:15 pm
Fred wrote: July 3rd, 2023, 4:59 pm
This must be fake!
That video itself may be fake, but once or twice when I have been painting it has been difficult to determine things because of lighting etc.

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Even the cop's wife is a cheater...

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Fred wrote: July 4th, 2023, 11:25 am Even the cop's wife is a cheater...
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That's so messed up.... Poor chap

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Fred wrote: July 4th, 2023, 11:25 am Even the cop's wife is a cheater...
He is lucky.

His life just got better.

He just doesn't know it yet.

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Fred wrote: July 1st, 2023, 1:36 pm


So, she's like, "No, thanks," until she sees evidence that he has a lot of money, even though he said he didn't have any.
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Fred wrote: July 9th, 2023, 2:12 pm
He knew that when he gave her away.

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The video is hilarious. :joy: And this actually happened!
Scroll down for the video - it's maybe a minute or two long.
https://notthebee.com/article/ladies-an ... -robberies

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Silver Pie wrote: July 9th, 2023, 8:14 pm The video is hilarious. :joy: And this actually happened!
Scroll down for the video - it's maybe a minute or two long.
https://notthebee.com/article/ladies-an ... -robberies
I wonder if he tried to rob one of the ever increasing numbers of cashless businesses
"Give me the money."
"Sorry, we're card and phone payment only."

This is one of the few things which can be said in favour of it, but will be used to justify it.

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Government-funded schools must teach history and also ensure that students don't stumble upon this critical thought :lol:

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Bill Burr (so some cussing fyi). Cancel culture short https://youtube.com/shorts/I5bMTdvqOl8?feature=share

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1914 humor

"I missed my regular morning exercise this morning."
"How was that?"
"The seven thirty-five was late, and I didn't have to run
for it."—

Hus—"One night while you were away I heard a burglar.
You should have seen me going down-stairs three steps at a
time."
Wife (who knows him)—"Where was he, on the roof?"—

Eager young man who has called on adored one: "I can't
wait any longer, dear. I really had to 'phone. Will you marry
me:"
Gentle voice, in reply : "Why, yes, of course I will. But
haven't you got the wrong number:"
And he had.--

"Now, Tommy," said Mrs. Bull, "I want you to be good
while I'm out."
"I'll be good for a nickel," replied Tommy.
"Tommy," she said, "I want you to remember that you can
not be a son of mine unless you are good for nothing."

"Conscience," said -Uncle Eben, "is only a still, small voice,
an' half de time when it tries to speak it finds dat de line is busy."

Mrs. Flatte—Did you see the doctor about your indigestion
today?
Mr. Flatte—Yes.
Mrs. Platte Did he ask you to give up anything?
Mr. Flatte- Yes, two dollars.

A band had been formed at a school, and, as is frequent in such
cases, there was not enough money at first for complete uniforms.
However, the following notice in the school paper created quite a
sensation: "The Normal School Band uniforms will consist of a
cap and coat at first, with the probable addition of trousers at a
later date."—

"How do you like your new music-master?"
"He is a very nice, polite young man. When 1 made a mistake
yesterday, he said : 'Pray, mademoiselle, why do you take so much
pains to improve upon Beethoven?' "—

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Fred wrote: July 16th, 2023, 10:38 pmgenitals.jpg
I hate to say this, but.... non-binary.

It actually made some kind of sense when people got surgery and hormones to try and change into the other. Now you have people declaring themselves non-binary, who show no sign of cross-dressing or make no attempt to look another gender.

Not saying you would, but you could in theory go round saying you were non-binary, while dressing and acting the same. There would be no difference apart from the label.

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Dry bar (clean) Comedian- Doug Thompson https://youtu.be/TxeOQkeza7Q

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Fred wrote: July 16th, 2023, 10:38 pmgenitals.jpg
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