You Can't Make up Stuff This Ridiculous

[skmo]

Clock Kid's Family Sues Government for $15 Million

If I could write fiction this good and this stupid (at the same time) I'd be retired with bazillions in the bank.

God, I know You promised with the Rainbow, but couldn't we just have a partial earth flood? We could just say maybe those living about 2,000 ft above sea level and below. That'd be most of the major coastal cities (NYC, LA, San Fran, Boston, CD, etc.) which would be a great start.

[farmerchick]

One more example of how exceptional America is.....Anyone from any background politically connected can Succeed here......No where except America the home of the absurd.......could this happen!!!!!!! And he'll win....yea!!!! Since I'm on the coast.....I'd protest a little about the flood....how bout a tsunami.....it'll still do the job, I'm on a high hill and God doesn't have to break a covenant......sorta just kiddin......

[Robin Hood]

Clock Kid's Family Sues Government for $15 Million

If I could write fiction this good and this stupid (at the same time) I'd be retired with bazillions in the bank.

God, I know You promised with the Rainbow, but couldn't we just have a partial earth flood? We could just say maybe those living about 2,000 ft above sea level and below. That'd be most of the major coastal cities (NYC, LA, San Fran, Boston, CD, etc.) which would be a great start.

Personally I think he should sue for $16 million.
$15 million is nowhere near enough. ;)

[Fiannan]

Obama will probably offer Justice Department lawyers to help.