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Hitler finds out that COVID-19 has failed; Trump will get re-elected

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OBAMA RATED FIFTH BEST PRESIDENT IN OUR HISTORY

I know you will find this hard to believe….

Texas A&M Study Calls Obama 5th Best President in America. Good research work by a fine institution.

From a total of 45 US Presidents: Obama is rated as the 5th best. The A&M’s Public Relations Office released this statement


“After 8 years in office, Americans have rated President Obama the 5th best President ever.”


These are the details according to Texas A&M:


1. Reagan, Lincoln and Trump tied for first,


2. Twenty three presidents tied for second,


3. Seventeen other presidents tied for third,


4. Jimmy Carter came in fourth, and


5. Barack Obama came in fifth.


Gotta’ love those Aggies

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Biden's mindlessness isn't new...

https://www.theblaze.com/news/joe-biden ... 270%20days

AUGUST 09, 2020
Robin Williams' decade-old comedy bit about 'rambling' Joe Biden goes viral after Democratic candidate's gaffes

Blast from the past, but as accurate as ever

A stand-up comedy routine from Robin Williams from over a decade ago is as accurate as ever. The late comedian's biting jokes about the presumptive Democratic nominee resurfaced following another week of Biden making gaffes.

In Williams' 2009 HBO comedy special "Weapons of Self Destruction," the comedic legend pokes fun of the mental lapses of then-Vice President Joe Biden.

"We still have comedy though, we still have great comedy out there. There's always rambling Joe Biden," Williams said in the resurfaced 30-second clip from 11 years ago. "What the f***? Joe says s*** that even people with Tourette's go, 'No, no. What is going on?'"

"Joe is like your uncle who is on a new drug and hasn't got the dosage right," Williams joked as the crowd laughed.

Robin Williams isn't the only comedian questioning Biden's cognitive abilities. Last week, stand-up comedian and podcast titan Joe Rogan joked that Biden's presidency would be like the movie "Weekend at Bernie's."

"I believe that there's also a large group of people that are very uncomfortable with a man who seems to be mentally compromised, winning the election, and doing so hiding," Rogan said of Biden. "I mean, the guy's never — he was just at a thing the other day and he forgot where he was."

Coincidentally, Williams also had a comedy routine about President Donald Trump. In the comedy bit from 2012, Williams cracked jokes about Trump's hair, beauty pageants, and playing "Monopoly with real f***ing buildings."

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Murder Scene "Telemarketing Call!"

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I’d tell you a killer COVID-19 joke, but there’s a 99.97% chance you wouldn’t get it.

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUHsUnVg-Oc

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But seriously though...

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True story...

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