Help!
- bobhenstra
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Help!
Will one of you guys please teach me how to put a picture on this site? In simple English please----Copy and paste doesn't work for me.
Bob
Bob
- Original_Intent
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Re: Help!
Bob, the best way I have found is to start an account at photobucket and then use the image link from there - I can walk you through that process if you need. I have read that we are supposedly able to upload to the forum, but have never been able to (maybe Brian doesn't want to pay to store our pictures, and I don't blame him.
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also, FYI (I just found out by trying) you are limited to 640 x 640 pixel images. That's a forum limitation, not photobucket, lol.
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also, FYI (I just found out by trying) you are limited to 640 x 640 pixel images. That's a forum limitation, not photobucket, lol.
- iamse7en
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Or you can try imageshack.us. ImageShack can be very fast. e.g. Let's say you find an image online. If it's too big (wider than 640p) to paste between the (IMG)link here(/IMG) (brackets instead of parentheses, of course), go to imageshack.us, choose url instead of file, paste url in, image resize for message boards, upload now, copy direct link. You need to register to have ability to copy direct link from that page, or you can just copy the regular link, open it in new tab, right click image and say copy image url or location. Paste that url between the IMG tags. Voilà!
- Col. Flagg
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It's a piece of cake Bob - follow these instructions and you'll be in posting picture heaven...
Find any image on the internet, right click on it and select 'properties', highlight the entire URL (web address) of the 'address location' line, right click it and select 'copy', then go to post a comment like you usually do in the forum here, right click and select 'paste'. Once the URL (web address) populates, all you have to do is add [img] at the beginning of the URL and then [/img] at the end and the site here should display the picture. Be aware though that you can only post pics with dimensions that do not exceed 640 X 640 in dimension, but when you go to highlight the URL of an image in the properties box, the dimensions will display at the bottom so you can see how big it is. Try it.
Find any image on the internet, right click on it and select 'properties', highlight the entire URL (web address) of the 'address location' line, right click it and select 'copy', then go to post a comment like you usually do in the forum here, right click and select 'paste'. Once the URL (web address) populates, all you have to do is add [img] at the beginning of the URL and then [/img] at the end and the site here should display the picture. Be aware though that you can only post pics with dimensions that do not exceed 640 X 640 in dimension, but when you go to highlight the URL of an image in the properties box, the dimensions will display at the bottom so you can see how big it is. Try it.
- bobhenstra
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Re: Help!
OK, flag, I'll try-----
Shadow??? Nice tats, struggling with holding things up??
[img]http://www.theblaze.com/wp-content/uplo ... it.jpg[img]
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Shadow??? Nice tats, struggling with holding things up??
[img]http://www.theblaze.com/wp-content/uplo ... it.jpg[img]
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- Original_Intent
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bobhenstra wrote:OK, flag, I'll try-----
Shadow??? Nice tats, struggling with holding things up??
boB
- bobhenstra
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- bobhenstra
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- Posts: 7236
- Location: Central Utah
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Does anyone know how to cancel a bid on E-Bay?
Looking for a gift for one of my grand kids, I put in a $7 bid for a "Mickey Mouse Outfit", and now it seems I'm only nineteen minutes away from owning Obama, his entire Cabinet, and both houses of Congress-----
boB
Looking for a gift for one of my grand kids, I put in a $7 bid for a "Mickey Mouse Outfit", and now it seems I'm only nineteen minutes away from owning Obama, his entire Cabinet, and both houses of Congress-----
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- Jason
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LOL....good one!bobhenstra wrote:Does anyone know how to cancel a bid on E-Bay?
Looking for a gift for one of my grand kids, I put in a $7 bid for a "Mickey Mouse Outfit", and now it seems I'm only nineteen minutes away from owning Obama, his entire Cabinet, and both houses of Congress-----
boB
- bobhenstra
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- shadow
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Nope, it's Marks aunt who also happens to be his brother, step sister and cousin. His family tree basically resembles a flag pole. Typical for Utah County families, or is that family?? Go Cougars!! (and we all know what a cougar is... If you don't know PM Fiannan. He's the resident expert in that "arenatm")bobhenstra wrote:USU cheerleader????
- bobhenstra
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Re: Help!
interesting for the--- Prosesfor
fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too
Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
Ta temis we sipmly get to srieous on tish stie! :p :-\
obB
fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too
Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
Ta temis we sipmly get to srieous on tish stie! :p :-\
obB
- sixth seal
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Re: Help!
bobhenstra wrote:interesting for the--- Prosesfor
fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too
Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
Ta temis we sipmly get to srieous on tish stie! :p :-\
obB
Samuel the Lamanite, you're back! No wait. It can't be... there aren't enough spelling errors. Sorry.
- bobhenstra
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- Location: Central Utah
- bobhenstra
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- Posts: 7236
- Location: Central Utah
Re: Help!
JOKES THAT CAN BE TOLD INCHURCH*********
Two boys were walking home from Sunday school
after hearing a strong lesson on the devil.
One said to the other, 'What do you think about
all this Satan stuff?'
The other boy replied, 'Well, you know how
Santa Claus turned out.
It's probably just your Dad.'
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl
whispered to her mother,
'Why is the bride dressed in white?''
The mother replied, 'Because white is the color
of happiness,
and today is the happiest day of her life.'
The child thought about this for a moment then said,
'So why is the groom wearing black?'
~~~~~~~~~~~~
A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running
as fast as she could,
trying not to be late for early morning seminary.
As she ran she prayed,
'Dear Lord, please don't let me be late! Dear Lord,
please don't let me be late!'
While she was running and praying, she tripped
on a curb and fell,
getting her clothes dirty and tearing her dress.
She got up, brushed herself off, and started running
again!
As she ran she once again began to pray,
'Dear Lord, please don't let me be late...But please
don't shove me AGAIN either!'
~~~~~~~~~~~~
SELLING RELIGION--
Three boys are in the school yard bragging about
their fathers.
The first boy says, 'My Dad scribbles a few words
on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem,
they give him $50.'
The second boy says, 'That's nothing. My Dad
scribbles a few words on piece of paper,
he calls it a song, they give him $100.'
The third boy says, 'I got you both beat. My Dad
scribbles a few words on a piece of paper,
he calls it a sermon, and it takes eight people to
collect all the money!'
~~~~~~~~~~~~
An elderly woman died last month.
Having never married, she requested no male
pallbearers.
In her handwritten instructions for her memorial
service, she wrote,
'They wouldn't take me out while I was alive,
I don't want them to take me out when I'm dead.'
~~~~~~~~~~~~
A police recruit was asked during the exam,
'What would you do if you had to arrest your own
mother?'
He answered, 'Call for backup.'
~~~~~~~~~~~~
A Sunday School teacher asked her class why
Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem..
A small child replied, 'They couldn't get a baby-sitter.'
~~~~~~~~~~~~
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the
Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to 'Honor thy
father and thy mother,' she asked,
'Is there a commandment that teaches us how to
treat our brothers and sisters?'
Without missing a beat, one little boy answered,
"Thou shall not kill.."
~~~~~~~~~~~~
At Sunday School they were teaching how God
created everything, including human beings.
Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they
told him
how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs.
Later in the week his mother noticed him lying
down as though he were ill,
and she said, 'Johnny, what is the matter?' Little
Johnny responded,
'I have pain in my side. I think I'm going to have
a wife.'
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Bob
Two boys were walking home from Sunday school
after hearing a strong lesson on the devil.
One said to the other, 'What do you think about
all this Satan stuff?'
The other boy replied, 'Well, you know how
Santa Claus turned out.
It's probably just your Dad.'
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl
whispered to her mother,
'Why is the bride dressed in white?''
The mother replied, 'Because white is the color
of happiness,
and today is the happiest day of her life.'
The child thought about this for a moment then said,
'So why is the groom wearing black?'
~~~~~~~~~~~~
A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running
as fast as she could,
trying not to be late for early morning seminary.
As she ran she prayed,
'Dear Lord, please don't let me be late! Dear Lord,
please don't let me be late!'
While she was running and praying, she tripped
on a curb and fell,
getting her clothes dirty and tearing her dress.
She got up, brushed herself off, and started running
again!
As she ran she once again began to pray,
'Dear Lord, please don't let me be late...But please
don't shove me AGAIN either!'
~~~~~~~~~~~~
SELLING RELIGION--
Three boys are in the school yard bragging about
their fathers.
The first boy says, 'My Dad scribbles a few words
on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem,
they give him $50.'
The second boy says, 'That's nothing. My Dad
scribbles a few words on piece of paper,
he calls it a song, they give him $100.'
The third boy says, 'I got you both beat. My Dad
scribbles a few words on a piece of paper,
he calls it a sermon, and it takes eight people to
collect all the money!'
~~~~~~~~~~~~
An elderly woman died last month.
Having never married, she requested no male
pallbearers.
In her handwritten instructions for her memorial
service, she wrote,
'They wouldn't take me out while I was alive,
I don't want them to take me out when I'm dead.'
~~~~~~~~~~~~
A police recruit was asked during the exam,
'What would you do if you had to arrest your own
mother?'
He answered, 'Call for backup.'
~~~~~~~~~~~~
A Sunday School teacher asked her class why
Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem..
A small child replied, 'They couldn't get a baby-sitter.'
~~~~~~~~~~~~
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the
Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to 'Honor thy
father and thy mother,' she asked,
'Is there a commandment that teaches us how to
treat our brothers and sisters?'
Without missing a beat, one little boy answered,
"Thou shall not kill.."
~~~~~~~~~~~~
At Sunday School they were teaching how God
created everything, including human beings.
Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they
told him
how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs.
Later in the week his mother noticed him lying
down as though he were ill,
and she said, 'Johnny, what is the matter?' Little
Johnny responded,
'I have pain in my side. I think I'm going to have
a wife.'
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Bob
- Original_Intent
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Re: Help!
A few days ago, we were teasing my 17 year old son if we could expect any grandkids in the next 6 years. He said "It's conceivable." We all laughed and he groaned when he realized what he had said.
- bobhenstra
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- Posts: 7236
- Location: Central Utah
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Lol, that's a good one! One of those stories that'll last a lifetime! And he'll get over you telling it at every family outing.
Bob
Bob
- bobhenstra
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Re: Help!
Cajun Baptist
Reverend Boudreauxwas the part-time pastor of the local Cajun Baptist Church, and Pastor Thibodaux was the minister of the Covenant Church across the road. They were both standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground that read:
Da End is Near
Turn Yo Sef 'Roun Now
Afore It Be Too Late!
As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and yelled, "You religious nuts!"
From the curve they heard screeching tires, and a big splash...
Boudreaux turns to Thib and asks, "Do ya tink maybe da sign should jussay.........Bridge Out?"
\boB
Reverend Boudreauxwas the part-time pastor of the local Cajun Baptist Church, and Pastor Thibodaux was the minister of the Covenant Church across the road. They were both standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground that read:
Da End is Near
Turn Yo Sef 'Roun Now
Afore It Be Too Late!
As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and yelled, "You religious nuts!"
From the curve they heard screeching tires, and a big splash...
Boudreaux turns to Thib and asks, "Do ya tink maybe da sign should jussay.........Bridge Out?"
\boB
- bobhenstra
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- Posts: 7236
- Location: Central Utah
Re: Help!
My Mothers name is Maxine, I love these, they're exactly like my mother! I sure miss her!
bBo
bBo
- bobhenstra
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Re: Help!
Spent some time on my bike today-----
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