Funny Stuff!

[LoveIsTruth]

Environmentalists Call For Banning Water

Prison Planet.com
April 11, 2013
In a nod to a 10 year old Penn and Teller Skit, Infowars reporter Lee Ann McAdoo asks Austin residents if they would like to ban water.

[LoveIsTruth]

http://www.realityzone.com/currentperiod.html

[Thinker]

=)) Good ones, LoveIsTruth. I especially love that last one! Truth is either sad or funny as heck - both, really.
Interesting comparison between Hitler and the "liberal" trend.


Some random thoughts...

*Did you wake up grumpy this morning?"
-"No, I let him sleep in."

*The nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.

*It's easy enough to have a clear conscience. All it takes is a fuzzy memory.

*Act your wage!

*What I need is a blessing that ISN'T in disguise.

*Exhilaration is that feeling you get just after a great idea hits you & before you realize what's wrong with it.



*One of the nice parts about heading toward middle age, is that you can find all your favorite music in the bargain bin.

*(When you're being driven around looking for an "optimum" parking space...)"Don't give up. It took Noah 6 months to find a parking space."

*Only .001 percent of the po pulation achieves perfection, which may be why so few people recognize it in us. :ymcowboy:

*The one who smiles when things go wrong is just going off shift.

*I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a lot of time trying to remember what it is I wrote down, I spend the time looking for the paper I wrote it on.

*While driving down the road, a woman almost hit a man crossing the street.
She yelled, "Watch out!!"
"Why?" asked the man, "Are you coming back?"
...Along that idea...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crQ7Y2alDxI" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[LoveIsTruth]

=))

Thanks!

[LoveIsTruth]

Is this your cat?


http://www.realityzone.com/currentperiod.html

[skmo]

The year is 2023. Caesar Obamus is still living at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. Obama care has been operating for over a decade now.

John has a shooting pain in his groin. He worries about testicular cancer because the pain is just like that described by his father, who was taken by the disease several years ago at about the same age John is now. He goes down to his local Affordable Care Actiffice building and gets an appointment to see someone. 42 hours later, when they call him in from the waiting room, he gets to see the doctor's nurse's medical assistant's intern's scheduling clerk who tells him that all of his medical services will be free, and that they can get him in for a cat scan in six years.

"And will that be in the morning or the afternoon?" asks John.

"It's six years away. What does it matter if it's morning or afternoon?" asks the clerk.

"I have an appointment for a teeth cleaning with my Affordable Care Dental Hygienist's dental school student in the morning."

edited to add
When you're done laughing, or crying, take a moment and do whichever of those two things you weren't. The joke deserves both.

[LoveIsTruth]

The Daily Show 6/10/13
Good News! You're Not Paranoid.

[Thinker]

Never ask directions from a starfish.

Silence is golden. Unless you ahve a toddler. Then, silence is just suspicious.

I want my children to be independent, headstrong people. Just not while I'm raising them.

[LoveIsTruth]

Thanks! Funny!

[Thinker]

That clip is funny. I esp. like the comment...
"Mr. President, Nobody's saying that you broke any laws, we're just saying it's a little bit weird that you didn't have to."



One of the 'World's Strongest Man' events should be "Pulling apart two shopping carts that are stuck together.

I remember when yoga was called Twister.

Of all the possible utensils that could have been invented to eat rice with... How did 2 sticks win out!?

Relationships are a lot like algebra... Ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

Early mornings are great for spending time with the family. Then they spoil it by waking up.

[LoveIsTruth]

Ha ha X and Y are funny!

Thanks!

[skmo]

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DO NOT upset the police in Duchesne County.

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And finally, for the SciFi geeks among us....

[LoveIsTruth]

Nice. I like the safety comparison one.

Thanks.

[Thinker]

I'll never need a shrink as long as my friends tell me what's wrong with me for free.

Short in the front, long in the back… pickup trucks are the mullets of automobiles.

[A Random Phrase]

I'll never need a shrink as long as my friends tell me what's wrong with me for free.

Short in the front, long in the back… pickup trucks are the mullets of automobiles.

=))

[LoveIsTruth]

You Didn't Buid It

[LoveIsTruth]

Virtual US President Speaks of Guns

[Thinker]

Have you ever wondered what our national anthem might sound like Bob-Marley (Reggae) version?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Pb80dbVUKM" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[LoveIsTruth]

32 page disaster plan for a Rabbit!



Truth is stranger than fiction!
Solution?
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[LoveIsTruth]

A Chat with Sociopaths
(Porcfest X)

[LoveIsTruth]

Obama Tries Stand up Comedy


"Today, Obama appointed James Clapper, [the Director of National Intelligence], to head the “independent group” of “outside experts" [to investigate NSA spying programs].

Clapper is the same guy who lied to Congress about spying … falsely claiming that the government wasn’t spying on the American people. He subsequently apologized to Congress for lying.
And – as the Director of National Intelligence – Clapper is the U.S. spy-in-chief."

Read more: http://www.infowars.com/obama-appoints- ... -henhouse/

Also check out this:
James Clapper is still lying to America

[Thinker]

Headlines in the news...

"War Dims Hope for Peace"
(I can see where it might have that effect!)
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"If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile"
(Ya think?! )
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"Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures"
(Who would have thought!)
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"Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft"
(That's what he gets for eating those beans! )
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In Church bulletins...

-Don't let worry kill you, let the church help.

-Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

-Tuesday at 4:00 pm there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.

-This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the alter.

-At the evening service tonight, the topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.

[LoveIsTruth]

Brilliant! Thanks!

[Thinker]

Brilliant! Thanks!

Thank you for starting this thread. Laughter is good medicine.

I love "Kid History" episodes & snippets.
Here are a couple of my favorites...

Presidential Debates acted (voice) by kids...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5m3B_zDcYPY" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Star Wars
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gKZZ78GJEI" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[LoveIsTruth]