LDS Freedom Forum

Here's the solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the
airports:

Have a booth that you can step into that will not x-ray you, but will
detonate any explosive device you may have on your body. It would be a
win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap about racial
profiling. This method would eliminate a long and expensive trial.
Justice would be quick and swift.

This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now. You're in the
airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.

Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention
standby passengers. We now have a seat available on flight number 4665 ....
Paging maintenance. Shop Vac needed in booth number 4."

Bob

bobhenstra wrote:Here's the solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the
airports:

Have a booth that you can step into that will not x-ray you, but will
detonate any explosive device you may have on your body. It would be a
win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap about racial
profiling. This method would eliminate a long and expensive trial.
Justice would be quick and swift.

This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now. You're in the
airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.

Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention
standby passengers. We now have a seat available on flight number 4665 ....
Paging maintenance. Shop Vac needed in booth number 4."

Bob

....what and put the CIA out of business????

Who would then man the helm of the FEAR ship???

Not to mention, it will create jobs for the cleanup, which there probably won't be any cleanup necessary, unless a bomber really is that dumb to step into this magical booth.

Or leave security up to the airlines. Isn't that a novel idea...

all we need is one Terestial, suicide, Muslim bomber to figure this out...genuis

sbsion wrote:all we need is one Terestial, suicide, Muslim bomber to figure this out...genuis

You don't get the the airplane without going through the booth! How hard is that to figure out?

Bob