Here's the solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the
airports:
Have a booth that you can step into that will not x-ray you, but will
detonate any explosive device you may have on your body. It would be a
win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap about racial
profiling. This method would eliminate a long and expensive trial.
Justice would be quick and swift.
This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now. You're in the
airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.
Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention
standby passengers. We now have a seat available on flight number 4665 ....
Paging maintenance. Shop Vac needed in booth number 4."
Bob
This is absolutely BRILLIANT!!!!!!
- bobhenstra
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- Jason
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Re: This is absolutely BRILLIANT!!!!!!
....what and put the CIA out of business????bobhenstra wrote:Here's the solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the
airports:
Have a booth that you can step into that will not x-ray you, but will
detonate any explosive device you may have on your body. It would be a
win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap about racial
profiling. This method would eliminate a long and expensive trial.
Justice would be quick and swift.
This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now. You're in the
airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.
Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention
standby passengers. We now have a seat available on flight number 4665 ....
Paging maintenance. Shop Vac needed in booth number 4."
Bob
Who would then man the helm of the FEAR ship???
- iamse7en
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Re: This is absolutely BRILLIANT!!!!!!
Not to mention, it will create jobs for the cleanup, which there probably won't be any cleanup necessary, unless a bomber really is that dumb to step into this magical booth.
Or leave security up to the airlines. Isn't that a novel idea...
Or leave security up to the airlines. Isn't that a novel idea...
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sbsion
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Re: This is absolutely BRILLIANT!!!!!!
all we need is one Terestial, suicide, Muslim bomber to figure this out...genuis
- bobhenstra
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Re: This is absolutely BRILLIANT!!!!!!
You don't get the the airplane without going through the booth! How hard is that to figure out?sbsion wrote:all we need is one Terestial, suicide, Muslim bomber to figure this out...genuis
Bob
