Humor - what's so funny?
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“People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of other pessimists.
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.
I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!
Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.” -Steve Martin
My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. -Rita Rudner
“I didn’t give you the finger. You earned it.”
Life begins at 40 – but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.
We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations – we’re doing everything we can to keep our marriage together. -Rodney Dangerfield
Funny scriptures:
“Your teeth are whiter than sheep freshly washed; they match perfectly, not one is missing.” - Solomon 4:2
“So I said to them, ‘Whoever has gold, take it off,’ and they gave it to me. When I threw it into the fire, out came this calf!” - Exodus 32:24
“Thy neck is as a tower of ivory; thine eyes like the fishpools in Heshbon, by the gate of Bathrabbim: thy nose is as the tower of Lebanon which looketh toward Damascus.” - Solomon 7:4
“So Hanun seized David’s servants and shaved off half of each one’s beard. He cut the lower part of their robes off so that their buttocks were exposed, and then sent them away.” 2Samuel 10:4
My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of other pessimists.
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.
I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!
Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.” -Steve Martin
My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. -Rita Rudner
“I didn’t give you the finger. You earned it.”
Life begins at 40 – but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.
We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations – we’re doing everything we can to keep our marriage together. -Rodney Dangerfield
Funny scriptures:
“Your teeth are whiter than sheep freshly washed; they match perfectly, not one is missing.” - Solomon 4:2
“So I said to them, ‘Whoever has gold, take it off,’ and they gave it to me. When I threw it into the fire, out came this calf!” - Exodus 32:24
“Thy neck is as a tower of ivory; thine eyes like the fishpools in Heshbon, by the gate of Bathrabbim: thy nose is as the tower of Lebanon which looketh toward Damascus.” - Solomon 7:4
“So Hanun seized David’s servants and shaved off half of each one’s beard. He cut the lower part of their robes off so that their buttocks were exposed, and then sent them away.” 2Samuel 10:4
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I prefer the other saying that at twenty you know everything and at sixty, nothing.
Mike has Scottish family so has experienced a lot of it. High end Scottish cuisine is very nice though — venison, salmon, that type of thing. Very meat orientated.My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers
Funny scriptures? A few more for you.
Acts 26. Where language has changed somewhat:
And where it hasn't. 1 Samuel 25:22:Saul, Saul, why persecutest thou me? It is hard for thee to kick against the pricks.
So and more also do God unto the enemies of David, if I leave of all that pertain to him by the morning light any that pisseth against the wall.
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I stumbled upon a funny...
Farmers' Exchange should maybe rethink their web address
FARMERSEXCHANGE.COM

Farmers' Exchange should maybe rethink their web address
FARMERSEXCHANGE.COM


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Susan Boyle had an unfortunate hashtag for an album launch a few years ago: #susanalbumparty
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Some other unfortunate domain names. Some of these are now defunct:
I've put some capitals/upper case in for those who can't see the horrible alternative readings:
Auction's Hit (probably can't write name on here)
AmericasCrapMetal.com (America Scrap Metal)
ChoosesPain.com (Choose Spain)
PowerGenitalia.it (Powergen Italia)
DoctorWhoreViews.net (Doctor Who Reviews) — It's still going!
ViagraFix.com (Via Grafix)
Nobjs.com (North of Boston Jewish Singles)
LesboCages.com (Les Bocages)
ButtHatSnotAll.co.nz (But That's Not All)
ChildrenSlaughter.com (Children's Laughter)
Ferrethandjobs.com (Ferreth and Jobs, PA)
I've put some capitals/upper case in for those who can't see the horrible alternative readings:
Auction's Hit (probably can't write name on here)
AmericasCrapMetal.com (America Scrap Metal)
ChoosesPain.com (Choose Spain)
PowerGenitalia.it (Powergen Italia)
DoctorWhoreViews.net (Doctor Who Reviews) — It's still going!
ViagraFix.com (Via Grafix)
Nobjs.com (North of Boston Jewish Singles)
LesboCages.com (Les Bocages)
ButtHatSnotAll.co.nz (But That's Not All)
ChildrenSlaughter.com (Children's Laughter)
Ferrethandjobs.com (Ferreth and Jobs, PA)
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Posted before, but I had to repost as it is once again flu and cold season
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Funny on the radio before the deep freeze:
"By now we all know what to do. Just in case anyone needs a reminder; It is going to be cold. Please bring in your pets and your Grandparents."
Someone in the background quickly said, "You mean, check on your Grandparents!"
"By now we all know what to do. Just in case anyone needs a reminder; It is going to be cold. Please bring in your pets and your Grandparents."
Someone in the background quickly said, "You mean, check on your Grandparents!"
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My idea of a stereotypical American breakfast is breakfast cereal filled up with candy, followed by waffles/pancakes smothered in maple syrup.
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My dad told my siblings and I that whoever learned German, he would send to visit our distant cousins in German after we graduated from high school.
My twin sister and did so and after school ended, left to spend few weeks with our family.
Every morning the breakfast table was loaded with meat, cheese, bread and chocolate pudding.
My sister and I thought it was funny and didn't want to be rude, so each morning we had some of everything.
After a few days I asked, out of curiosity, if it was a German tradition to serve pudding with breakfast. They said no, it was American tradition to serve dessert with breakfast and they wanted us to feel at home. We were confused and said we don't know that tradition.
They then said when they had visited our other family in the US they were given donuts, hot chocolate, cereal, etc. for breakfast each morning so they assumed we all ate dessert for breakfast.
They were kind of right, I guess. Lol.
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I was looking through old emails and found this funny. Millennials might not laugh (if they are in snowflake mode)
https://vimeo.com/239050403

https://vimeo.com/239050403
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Another oldie in my photos. This is hilarious to me, as my 9-month-old Rottweiler took a bite out of the sign as were heading out the gate to load up for "Obedience" classes.