Humor - what's so funny?

[Niemand]

There is some justice in this world!

[Wolfwoman]

2B44E4EB-329C-4561-A846-2A271F192453.jpeg (136.89 KiB) Viewed 1345 times

[abijah]

https://nypost.com/2023/09/19/hundreds- ... l-control/

[Thinker]

“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.” – Charles Schulz

[Thinker]

Youtube comments…

[Cruiserdude]

Youtube comments…

At both of em

[madvin]

bowling.png (103.51 KiB) Viewed 1277 times

[Seed Starter]

As o yesterday all o the keys on my keyboard work except the letter . Now I have to copy and paste the letter every time I use it. This is a protest post. Apparently, I've over used my key since I joining LDS reedom orum and communicating my rustrations with things. Grammarly tells me I've typed 3,653,443 words since last October but somehow the key gives up irst. Why?

[Momma J]

As o yesterday all o the keys on my keyboard work except the letter . Now I have to copy and paste the letter every time I use it. This is a protest post. Apparently, I've over used my key since I joining LDS reedom orum and communicating my rustrations with things. Grammarly tells me I've typed 3,653,443 words since last October but somehow the key gives up irst. Why?

You could have so much fun with this... a small list of words that would change and confuse the masses (me)
Feel - eel
Facts - acts
Fall - all
Feast - east
Flock - lock
Fear - ear
Flaw - law

[Momma J]

Why do women pluck their eyebrows and then paint them back on?

Young lady who works in reception came into my office and asked if she could sit for a minute. She needed a break from her computer monitor due to eye fatigue. I told her to have a seat, expecting her to want to chat for a few minutes.

Nope, she did not wat to chat.... she began browsing on her cell phone.

[Thinker]

Ok, you know how here on ldsff, we’re sharing emergency prep etc ideas, right? Here’s 1 you may not have considered…



And another idea of how to burn lots of calories much faster then an hour on a treadmill…

[Niemand]

Why do women pluck their eyebrows and then paint them back on?

So they can look like Greta Garbo and not Leonid Brezhnev.

[Momma J]

Why do women pluck their eyebrows and then paint them back on?

So they can look like Greta Garbo and not Leonid Brezhnev.

Greta is stunning... Some women today are going for the Leonid Brezhez look (Or so it appears)

do a search on thick painted eyebrows.

A couple for you:

[JuneBug12000]

Why do women pluck their eyebrows and then paint them back on?

So they can look like Greta Garbo and not Leonid Brezhnev.

Greta is stunning... Some women today are going for the Leonid Brezhez look (Or so it appears)

do a search on thick painted eyebrows.

A couple for you:

I worked in an office with a TBM older woman who would never get a tattoo.

Then one day she came to work with tattooed on makeup.

She had fallen for the marketing : permanent makeup, somehow not realizing she was getting tattoos.

Brilliant marketer in Utah county who got that trend going.

I wonder if that's how tattoos fell off the taboo table in the church, too many rich Mormons got "permanent makeup" to go with their plastic surgery.

[TwochurchesOnly]

Ok, you know how here on ldsff, we’re sharing emergency prep etc ideas, right? Here’s 1 you may not have considered…



And another idea of how to burn lots of calories much faster then an hour on a treadmill…

that grill idea brilliant!
roast some weenies and toast the buns

[Fred]

Why do women pluck their eyebrows and then paint them back on?

So they can look like Greta Garbo and not Leonid Brezhnev.

Greta is stunning... Some women today are going for the Leonid Brezhez look (Or so it appears)

do a search on thick painted eyebrows.

A couple for you:

Their idea behind the crap look is that if a man ever wakes up to that, the trauma may be enough to make him quit looking for a mate. It does appear to be working. Marriages are down.

[Niemand]

Why do women pluck their eyebrows and then paint them back on?

So they can look like Greta Garbo and not Leonid Brezhnev.

Greta is stunning... Some women today are going for the Leonid Brezhez look (Or so it appears)

do a search on thick painted eyebrows.

A couple for you:

That's a flattering official portrait of Brezhnev. Mostly he looked like this.

[TwochurchesOnly]

"You be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted"

Fezzik -from princess bride

The feelings I had watching snippet at start of that GC masquerade

[Silver Pie]

That's a flattering official portrait of Brezhnev. Mostly he looked like this.

Looks like he was part spider.

[Niemand]

That's a flattering official portrait of Brezhnev. Mostly he looked like this.

Looks like he was part spider.

It"s reminscent of Mormonism... but at the end he was practically undead... for the last ?five years of his life he was nearly a zombie with a rumoured reanimation machine around to keep him going. In the meantime, the real rulers of the Soviet Union could go about their business undisturbed while attention focussed on the figurehead. Also reminscent of Biden. Someone else is running the show.

[Silver Pie]

That's a flattering official portrait of Brezhnev. Mostly he looked like this.

Looks like he was part spider.

It"s reminscent of Mormonism... but at the end he was practically undead... for the last ?five years of his life he was nearly a zombie with a rumoured reanimation machine around to keep him going. In the meantime, the real rulers of the Soviet Union could go about their business undisturbed while attention focussed on the figurehead. Also reminscent of Biden. Someone else is running the show.

Wow!

Definitely reminiscent of Biden!

[Fred]

aliens laugh.jpg (57.37 KiB) Viewed 1097 times

[Thinker]

-1 m: This is why I vote for background music for life… soooo much better!

[truefreedom]

[Fred]

scientists.jpg (57.94 KiB) Viewed 1058 times