‘Time Traveler’ Says Aliens Will Invade Earth In March

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gkearney wrote: March 31st, 2023, 8:14 am They’re late.
Not if they use the Julian calendar :D

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the date given was 23rd, they are very late, perhaps they are here and we don't know. Perhaps they're hermaphrodites, all of one sex and appear as trans or queer to us? If so, they seem to be everywhere.

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gkearney wrote: March 31st, 2023, 8:14 am They’re late.
It's 5.22 pm here. I suppose we have to wait til it hits midnight on the international dateline.

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I'm bummed.

Time travel and aliens are two of my favorite diversions, and I really need some irrefutable evidence that they exist. Was hoping this would be a chance to kill two birds with one stone. ;)

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gkearney wrote: March 31st, 2023, 8:14 am They’re late.
If we give them until April 1st, there's still time where I live. Right now, It's March 31st at 12:34 p.m. according to my computer's clock.

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Right now in England they have two and a half hours to show up.
Should I wait up for them?

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Robin Hood wrote: March 31st, 2023, 2:32 pm Right now in England they have two and a half hours to show up.
Should I wait up for them?
Now it's only 1 hour over there. I hope you decided to get some sleep.

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Big joke on us - they already invaded a long time ago. Now they're just playing with their food.
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If they're time travelling aliens, they can invade yesterday.

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I thought I heard a noise in the back yard just before midnight last night. Must have been them. No trace of them this morning, but strangely there are no cats around.

P.S. Anyone who used to watch Alf will get it.

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Robin Hood wrote: April 1st, 2023, 4:47 pm I thought I heard a noise in the back yard just before midnight last night. Must have been them. No trace of them this morning, but strangely there are no cats around.

P.S. Anyone who used to watch Alf will get it.
I used to have a childhood friend who looked like Alf. 😄

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Niemand wrote: April 1st, 2023, 4:58 pm
Robin Hood wrote: April 1st, 2023, 4:47 pm I thought I heard a noise in the back yard just before midnight last night. Must have been them. No trace of them this morning, but strangely there are no cats around.

P.S. Anyone who used to watch Alf will get it.
I used to have a childhood friend who looked like Alf. 😄
For those who may not know or remember Alf (I never watched the show, but I was aware of it when it was running):

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Interesting, I watched the latest Twilight Zone the other day. these aliens returned and destroyed everyone but did it by getting people to order a free gift that they couldn't live without. They studied our commercials for years. They got people everywhere to get the free gift, which was an egg that hatched and killed everyone. Kind of funny, but sad as everything now is a commercial. Everything on TV, Internet, sports game.

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This one is a bit comical, but has witnesses.

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Fred wrote: July 18th, 2023, 7:36 pm This one is a bit comical, but has witnesses.
That was weird. Interesting, but weird.

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