Humor - what's so funny?

[FoxMammaWisdom]

Remember that photo of the construction workers having lunch on an unfinished New York skyscraper? Well, here’s the photographer Charles Ebbets. 9/20/1932

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Unreal. Look at him standing tall, unwavering.... Now we're scared to stand tall when there isn't even threat of harm!!! (you know what I'm getting at)

I have such an admiration for our old timers and those that lived in that period. What a beautiful time in our history

Then who took HIS picture???

I wonder how long the elites and fake news corporations and NASA and the film industry have had photoshop and just didn't tell us about it.

[madvin]

Remember that photo of the construction workers having lunch on an unfinished New York skyscraper? Well, here’s the photographer Charles Ebbets. 9/20/1932

photographer.jpg

Unreal. Look at him standing tall, unwavering.... Now we're scared to stand tall when there isn't even threat of harm!!! (you know what I'm getting at)

I have such an admiration for our old timers and those that lived in that period. What a beautiful time in our history

Then who took HIS picture???

I wonder how long the elites and fake news corporations and NASA and the film industry have had photoshop and just didn't tell us about it.

Y'know...that seems very plausible. Looking at that picture, it seems unreal.

[creator]

I wonder how long the elites and fake news corporations and NASA and the film industry have had photoshop and just didn't tell us about it.

They've had the ability to edit photos ever since photography became a thing, it just wasn't digital photo editing.

[FoxMammaWisdom]

I wonder how long the elites and fake news corporations and NASA and the film industry have had photoshop and just didn't tell us about it.

They've had the ability to edit photos ever since photography became a thing, it just wasn't digital photo editing.

I agree.

On that note, check out all those whitewashed skies, and blurred out faces on so many early "church history" photos - esp. the ones showing early temples being "built".

[Silver Pie]

Then who took HIS picture???

That's what I was wondering.

[Niemand]

It was common to touch up early photographs for the simple reason that both the cameras and the film stock were awful and resulted in grainy photographs.

[abijah]

[Niemand]

Sometimes I'll go into a shop and see someone buying things in a competitor's uniform.

[abijah]

[madvin]

Things to ponder as you age . . .


The inventor of the treadmill died at the age of 54
The originator of gymnastics died at the age of 57
The past world bodybuilding champion died at the age of 41
The best soccer player in history, Maradona, died at the age of 60

And then . . .
KFC inventor died at 94
Inventor of Nutella brand died at the age of 88
Cigarette maker Winston died at the age of 102
The inventor of opium died at the age of 116 in an earthquake
Hennessy cognac, Irish inventor died at 98

How did doctors come to the conclusion that exercise prolongs life?
The rabbit is always jumping, but it lives for only 2 years.
The turtle that doesn't exercise at all, lives 400 years.

So . . .
Have a drink,
Take a nap,
And if you wake up, have bacon and eggs.

[Thinker]

…
The rabbit is always jumping, but it lives for only 2 years.
The turtle that doesn't exercise at all, lives 400 years.

So . . .
Have a drink,
Take a nap,
And if you wake up, have bacon and eggs.

Demotivators:

“A thousand-mile journey starts with one step. Then again, so does falling in a ditch and breaking your neck.”

Every dead body on Mt. Everest was once a highly motivated person… so maybe calm down.

“Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is you're stupid and make bad decisions.” - Marion G. Harmon

“If at first, you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.” - W.C. Fields

“When life knocks you down, stay there and take a nap.”

[Cruiserdude]

…
The rabbit is always jumping, but it lives for only 2 years.
The turtle that doesn't exercise at all, lives 400 years.

So . . .
Have a drink,
Take a nap,
And if you wake up, have bacon and eggs.

Demotivators:

“A thousand-mile journey starts with one step. Then again, so does falling in a ditch and breaking your neck.”

Every dead body on Mt. Everest was once a highly motivated person… so maybe calm down.

“Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is you're stupid and make bad decisions.” - Marion G. Harmon

“If at first, you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.” - W.C. Fields

“When life knocks you down, stay there and take a nap.”

These got a good chuckle outta me
Another one:
'Why do today, what you can put off until tomorrow?'

[Thinker]

[Fred]

This isn't funny, but it appears that the not funny thread got deleted.

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[RosyPosy]

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[creator]

This isn't funny, but it appears that the not funny thread got deleted.

I'm not aware of such a thread, but this thread has been fun.

[Fred]

This isn't funny, but it appears that the not funny thread got deleted.

I'm not aware of such a thread, but this thread has been fun.

It was called "Not the slightest bit funny" or something like that. I posted maybe 3 or 4 different times in it. Some people viewed it, but I don't recall that anyone posted. No big deal. I couldn't find it on search.

[abijah]

[Niemand]

Take that Flat Earthers.

[Reluctant Watchman]

Things to ponder as you age . . .


The inventor of the treadmill died at the age of 54
The originator of gymnastics died at the age of 57
The past world bodybuilding champion died at the age of 41
The best soccer player in history, Maradona, died at the age of 60

And then . . .
KFC inventor died at 94
Inventor of Nutella brand died at the age of 88
Cigarette maker Winston died at the age of 102
The inventor of opium died at the age of 116 in an earthquake
Hennessy cognac, Irish inventor died at 98

How did doctors come to the conclusion that exercise prolongs life?
The rabbit is always jumping, but it lives for only 2 years.
The turtle that doesn't exercise at all, lives 400 years.

So . . .
Have a drink,
Take a nap,
And if you wake up, have bacon and eggs.

Are we going for quantity or quality?

[madvin]

Things to ponder as you age . . .


The inventor of the treadmill died at the age of 54
The originator of gymnastics died at the age of 57
The past world bodybuilding champion died at the age of 41
The best soccer player in history, Maradona, died at the age of 60

And then . . .
KFC inventor died at 94
Inventor of Nutella brand died at the age of 88
Cigarette maker Winston died at the age of 102
The inventor of opium died at the age of 116 in an earthquake
Hennessy cognac, Irish inventor died at 98

How did doctors come to the conclusion that exercise prolongs life?
The rabbit is always jumping, but it lives for only 2 years.
The turtle that doesn't exercise at all, lives 400 years.

So . . .
Have a drink,
Take a nap,
And if you wake up, have bacon and eggs.

Are we going for quantity or quality?

Good point!

[TwochurchesOnly]

Moon, I love Home Improvement! And I like how Tim Allen stood up for basic truths. I think some people got offended at him suggesting people got too easily offended, or something him being a bigot (intollerance to other opinions) for believing gender is biologically significant.

A lesson in using agency wisely.

This is one of my all time favorites.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_cont ... w0lr63y4Mw

Edit:
Bob Newhart "Stop It"

It’s Papa Elf cutting to the chase!
https://sadderbutwiser.files.wordpress. ... fs-lap.jpg

On that note, here’s a harmonizing one... My kids sometimes shout this to each other - so motivating. I think he’s quoting Pres. Kimball - or was it Nike?
“JUST DO IT!”
https://youtu.be/ZXsQAXx_ao0

" our standards are very high, we even have high double standards"
sounds like church of what's happening now
Funnier if it weren't true

[Fred]

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[Niemand]

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Why not combine the two?

[abijah]