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- bobhenstra
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There was shadow parked along side the road unloading trash from his truck right in the middle of Shaggieville. The law pulled up and asked Shadow "what in the world do you think you are doing throwing garbage out here in the middle of town?" Stunned, Shadow replied No Problem, its OK can't you see the sign that says "fine for dumping trash along the road.".
- bobhenstra
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A group of hospital workers went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck.
"Where's Flagg?" the others asked.
"Flagg had a stroke o' somethin. He's a couple of miles back up the trail, "the successful hunter replied.
"You left Flagg layin' out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired.
"A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one's
gonna steal Flagg!"
"Where's Flagg?" the others asked.
"Flagg had a stroke o' somethin. He's a couple of miles back up the trail, "the successful hunter replied.
"You left Flagg layin' out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired.
"A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one's
gonna steal Flagg!"
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These two rednecks were hunting one day and all of a sudden one of them keels over, out like a light.
The other redneck, not knowing what to do quickly calls 911. When the operator asks "what's wrong?", He says "I don't know we were just walking along and Bubba just falls over.
The operator asks "Is he dead?" and the redneck says "I don't know that either".
The operator says "well you need to make sure!"
The redneck says okay and lays the phone down.
A few seconds pass and then the operator hears "cha click, boom!"
The redneck comes back on the line and asks "Now What?"
The other redneck, not knowing what to do quickly calls 911. When the operator asks "what's wrong?", He says "I don't know we were just walking along and Bubba just falls over.
The operator asks "Is he dead?" and the redneck says "I don't know that either".
The operator says "well you need to make sure!"
The redneck says okay and lays the phone down.
A few seconds pass and then the operator hears "cha click, boom!"
The redneck comes back on the line and asks "Now What?"
- bobhenstra
- Level 34 Illuminated
- Posts: 7236
- Location: Central Utah
Re: Help!
I got stopped for speeding yesterday, almost talked my way out of a ticket, but then the trooper saw my dog in the back seat,---- it was those dang claw marks----
Bobby
Bobby
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Bob, I miss you You often stated that you couldn't wait to be reunited with your wife. I sincerely hope the two of you have been having a great time together in the years since you left us.bobhenstra wrote: ↑July 29th, 2011, 1:30 pm Will one of you guys please teach me how to put a picture on this site? In simple English please----Copy and paste doesn't work for me.
Bob