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by Fred
February 4th, 2023, 9:47 pm
Forum: Off Topic / Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: Humor - what's so funny?
Replies: 1361
Views: 166300

Re: Humor - what's so funny?

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by Fred
February 4th, 2023, 9:26 pm
Forum: Off Topic / Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: Humor - what's so funny?
Replies: 1361
Views: 166300

Re: Humor - what's so funny?

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by Fred
February 4th, 2023, 5:03 pm
Forum: General Discussions
Topic: There is no covid restriction in any country regarding missionaries
Replies: 16
Views: 458

Re: There is no covid restriction in any country regarding missionaries

I often feel like it would be easier to get into the USA in the back of a truck or a shipping container than through an airport and doing everything by the book. American immigration control is nuts for foreigners. They fingerprint and photograph you now apparently as if you are a criminal. I doubt...
by Fred
February 4th, 2023, 2:09 pm
Forum: Gospel Discussions
Topic: How is it possible for the Q15 to receive a Temple Recommend?
Replies: 49
Views: 924

Re: How is it possible for the Q15 to receive a Temple Recommend?

When I was in president Monson's Ward the leadership got up one of the days Monson was there in Sacrament, and joked about who interviews who for the temple recommend interview. Does Monson go to his Ward Bishop like the rest of us have to? Everyone chuckled, and the answer was that Monson signs hi...
by Fred
February 3rd, 2023, 9:44 pm
Forum: General Discussions
Topic: There is no covid restriction in any country regarding missionaries
Replies: 16
Views: 458

Re: There is no covid restriction in any country regarding missionaries

Gadianton Slayer wrote: February 3rd, 2023, 9:32 pm You're wrong, god assigns them where he needs them to go.
Gee, could have fooled me. I thought that missionaries teach through the spirit so that it matters not which particular human it is doing the preaching.
by Fred
February 3rd, 2023, 9:28 pm
Forum: General Discussions
Topic: There is no covid restriction in any country regarding missionaries
Replies: 16
Views: 458

There is no covid restriction in any country regarding missionaries

Some liars will say that missionaries have to be injected with satan's elixir in order to preach in the UK, Australia, Russia, Japan, or anywhere else. Total 100% lies. The church's only reason for promoting this lie is to make more money from the satanic serum. For instance, Niemand lives over in E...
by Fred
February 3rd, 2023, 7:11 pm
Forum: General Discussions
Topic: Temple Interview
Replies: 62
Views: 1671

Re: Temple Interview

The biggest lie ever told on the face of the earth was that the jab is safe and effective. Recommending the jab is attempted murder. Call it possible murder by suicide if you want. The truth is out, but the Q15 do not preach it. Get a pen and paper out, or your word processor, and start listing the ...
by Fred
February 3rd, 2023, 4:26 pm
Forum: Gospel Discussions
Topic: How is it possible for the Q15 to receive a Temple Recommend?
Replies: 49
Views: 924

Re: How is it possible for the Q15 to receive a Temple Recommend?

7. Do you support or promote any teachings, practices, or doctrine contrary to those of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints? How can any member of the Q15 answer this question with a straight face after supporting and promoting the federal gay marriage law? The very fact that they are d...
by Fred
February 2nd, 2023, 12:10 pm
Forum: General Discussions
Topic: Ward called to repentance for not doing enough missionary work. Anyone else?
Replies: 65
Views: 1887

Re: Ward called to repentance for not doing enough missionary work. Anyone else?

After support for the federal gay marriage law, good luck trying to convert any Christian with their head screwed on straight.... no pun intended. You’re way over estimating what people are aware of. Outside of these forums almost no one knows or cares about the federal marriage bill let alone whic...
by Fred
February 2nd, 2023, 11:56 am
Forum: General Discussions
Topic: How soon till Bots are in the temple?
Replies: 35
Views: 872

Re: How soon till Bots are in the temple?

The point is NON - humans can go to the temple. They aren't even checking. Anyone/anything can get in these days. Well, I guess that now it won't be just first dates that get asked the obligatory question of "Would you mind dropping your pants for a moment, please, as a matter of honesty and i...
by Fred
February 2nd, 2023, 11:43 am
Forum: General Discussions
Topic: If you think egg prices are high now...
Replies: 33
Views: 1129

Re: If you think egg prices are high now...

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by Fred
February 1st, 2023, 7:50 pm
Forum: Off Topic / Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: Humor - what's so funny?
Replies: 1361
Views: 166300

Re: Humor - what's so funny?

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by Fred
February 1st, 2023, 7:37 pm
Forum: Last Days (Signs of the Times, Emergency Prep, Health)
Topic: At The Doors
Replies: 130
Views: 2077

Re: At The Doors

Surely God will forgive us... Haven't we preached mightily? We have bribed foreign and domestic leaders. We have amassed much wealth. We even paid a very dear price for the domain name Church of Jesus Christ. We have built many statues and idols. Our prophet even married a lesbian. All of this have ...
by Fred
February 1st, 2023, 7:01 pm
Forum: Gospel Discussions
Topic: Renlund, we have a Moses among us.
Replies: 48
Views: 1531

Re: Renlund, we have a Moses among us.

Some of this stuff coming out of the church makes me think that I need to get my family out ASAP, lest we risk getting sucked into some crazy stuff in the future , perhaps amid some greater societal crisis. I think it would be better to get completely independent before they roll out the next big w...
by Fred
February 1st, 2023, 3:14 pm
Forum: Gospel Discussions
Topic: Transgender Baptized into the Church of Jesus Christ
Replies: 34
Views: 1001

Re: Transgender Baptized into the Church of Jesus Christ

If they’ve already had bottom surgery, how are they supposed to repent? Just be a sort of eunuch? I understand the need for repentance. But a person can’t undo a sex change surgery. At least not to my knowledge. Maybe we should call it what it is, because cutting pieces off doesn't change a person'...
by Fred
January 31st, 2023, 9:19 pm
Forum: General Discussions
Topic: The Data is in: The Covid injections are destroying the immune system
Replies: 46
Views: 1477

Re: The Data is in: The Covid injections are destroying the immune system

I suppose I was a little harsh. It has only been known for 10 years or so that shots cause autism. Lot's of people suspected it before that, but it wasn't proven. A quick look at Webster's dictionary tells us that a corona virus, like the common cold, flu, or covid, mutates rapidly and so a shot can...
by Fred
January 31st, 2023, 8:18 pm
Forum: Gospel Discussions
Topic: Transgender Baptized into the Church of Jesus Christ
Replies: 34
Views: 1001

Re: Transgender Baptized into the Church of Jesus Christ

Is the purpose of baptism to remove or forgive one's sins? If so, what is the point if one has no intention of repenting?

This appears to me to be as logical as baptizing a serial murderer who is on his way to commit another murder as soon as the baptism is over.
by Fred
January 31st, 2023, 2:48 pm
Forum: General Discussions
Topic: Millennials allegedly hold 10 times less wealth than Boomer generation (not about generational blaming and fighting)
Replies: 22
Views: 488

Re: Millennials allegedly hold 10 times less wealth than Boomer generation (not about generational blaming and fighting)

Life has always been whatever you make it. For any generation. Some stupidity, laziness, and feelings of wanting more than you earn are culturally induced, some by retarded parents, and some by society. Many a self made rich man came from poverty, however. Too many analysts have the same value as a ...
by Fred
January 30th, 2023, 10:41 pm
Forum: Gospel Discussions
Topic: Church presidents randomized
Replies: 34
Views: 758

Re: Church presidents randomized

How about listing them according to how many times they said "Thus saith the Lord"? If we did that, only these 4 men would be on the screen: Joseph Smith Brigham Young John Taylor Wilford Woodruff Can anyone prove me wrong? If they don't make the list, were they really prophets? Not accor...
by Fred
January 30th, 2023, 9:38 pm
Forum: Gospel Discussions
Topic: Church presidents randomized
Replies: 34
Views: 758

Re: Church presidents randomized

How about listing them according to how many times they said "Thus saith the Lord"? If we did that, only these 4 men would be on the screen: Joseph Smith Brigham Young John Taylor Wilford Woodruff Can anyone prove me wrong? If they don't make the list, were they really prophets?
by Fred
January 30th, 2023, 11:11 am
Forum: Gospel Discussions
Topic: Church presidents randomized
Replies: 34
Views: 758

Re: Church presidents randomized

How about listing them according to how many times they said "Thus saith the Lord"?
by Fred
January 30th, 2023, 10:34 am
Forum: General Discussions
Topic: The Data is in: The Covid injections are destroying the immune system
Replies: 46
Views: 1477

Re: The Data is in: The Covid injections are destroying the immune system

In case anybody missed it, a paper was published in December called "Class switch toward noninflammatory, spike-specific IgG4 antibodies after repeated SARS-CoV-2 mRNA vaccination" https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/sciimmunol.ade2798 In layman's terms when the body is repeatedly exposed...
by Fred
January 29th, 2023, 11:31 pm
Forum: General Discussions
Topic: The Data is in: The Covid injections are destroying the immune system
Replies: 46
Views: 1477

Re: The Data is in: The Covid injections are destroying the immune system

That's kind of nonsense to say trust God and the immune system (only). So no operations or medications? I am in awe at the immune system. And we can help it. And as evidence shows also injured it as well. I realize vaccines in general have issues and the issues with this covid shot I hope reveals o...
by Fred
January 29th, 2023, 10:57 pm
Forum: Emergency Preparedness & Self-sufficiency
Topic: Soil Testimony
Replies: 6
Views: 188

Re: Soil Testimony

I forgot to mention a very important thing about the video. One great way to keep the soil alive is to use cover crops. Empty soil is bad for the soil. Soil life depends on roots. I tried cover crops for the 2nd time last year (winter rye). It's been green since it popped up in September. It will s...